You are the last boarder I take in. You pay next to nothing for rent and never offer to clean up the house (most of the time it is your mess). At least flush the toilet once and a while (no one wants to see your shit). Everyday I tell myself I’m going to throw you out. I can’t stand you living in my house (yes MY house not OURS as you like to call it). I don’t invite anyone over anymore because you are so unbelievably embarrassing to be around. Also when was the last time you showered or washed your clothes? You smell worse than a crackhead prostitute. This is your last month with me. —It’s Time For You To Move
This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2011.
holy shit, this could be 50 people i know. wow o.p., are you sure this is a human you are living with? or is it another person that is just a human pig?
sounds like a frat house tenant to me. i have seen some of the places they live in, and pigs would run away from them.
it only takes a few minutes to clean anything, and a flick of the wrist to flush. buy paper plates to use o.p., get rid of all the real stuff. and just keep using your own, keep bum wipe out of bathroom, and towels away from sight.
OP, it’s your house, don’t bother taking boarders in. That way you can keep it clean, presentable, and a pleasant place to live. Of course boarders don’t give a damn…..they don’t own the place. Throw those fuckwads to the curb.
or o.p., get gay roomies. it’s a well known fact, that most gay men and women, keep their places spotless. and i have a lot of gay friends too. you can eat off their fucking floors.
If it’s an OPTION and not a REQUIREMENT… perhaps refrain from boarding….
shame but as they say, one bad apple fucks the world…. or something like that.
Yet another reason to live alone.
I only had roommates once and that was enough. Then I lived alone til I got married.
Bon, sometimes they’re the worst roomies. LOL.