Today I was busying myself doing errands on Spring Garden Road and two young, blond women representing the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints asked me if I had the time to speak. I politely declined, then one of them promptly tried to offer me a pamphlet, which I also declined. Just as I started to walk away, pamphlet-girl says in a very loud voice, “Oh yeah? Fuck you too!”
Are you kidding me?? Is this how the Mormons are representing themselves now? I thought they were out to spread the word of God, not the F word. I’ve sent a very long, scathing feedback email to their HQ in Salt Lake City, so let’s see how you explain your actions to them. Who’s fucked now? —Not Converted
This article appears in Jun 16-22, 2011.
Mormons with ‘tude, huh? She must have had one double – double too many.
http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/mor…
Those female mormons are probably pissed that the male mormons are the ones that get all the attention (action). Afterall, look at how good looking the male ones are.
Ahhh they are the worst ones. Wolves dressed in sheeps costume. Very deceiving.
No! No! Don’t you know? This is what they’re wearin’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cbfgmorIGE
Sheeple.
Anyone who knows Mormons will know this bitch is an obvious fake.
Either that or the two young women in question weren’t really Mormons.
That prospect crossed my mind. Atheist agent provocateurs spreading a little dezinformatsia; or bored kids out for some shits & giggles.
Smells like a scam for beer money.
Oh man, what an awesome and hilarious way to kill an afternoon! Dress up as a Mormon with a friend and go all “just for laughs” (or whatever the name of that shitty quebec comedy is where they do candid camera) on them!!!
“just for gags” http://www.lolbrary.com/lolpics/251/how-to…
“Is this how the Mormons are representing themselves now?”
No, it’s how the Morons are representing themselves now.
Snubiz – hahahaha that was halarious
Father Ivan, i was married to a woman who’s parents were mormons. THey didn’t drink coffee or tea, something about caffine being a drug… But OP if she really said “fuck You” you should have told her you hadn’t realised that senario was up for discussion , & you are now definately ready to ‘talk’ ~;)
Classic More Classic….
I think the poster made a typo, he meant to put MORONS
Imagine Mr. Smith walking downtown Halifax today with the 2 gold plates under his arms and being stopped by the cops. His arse would be first in line for the new proceeds of crime bill.
Ok Mr. Smith let me see if I have this straight, you’re saying you were walking in Shubie Park and didn’t get sexually assaulted, but an “angel” led you to the bushes, didn’t ask to touch your wee wee, instead gave you these beautiful gold plates? In non legal terms, you’re fucking shitting me right? No, no I don’t want to see your magic underwear that IS full of shit!!!!
You now have this book that says JC and his lads landed in the good old US of A, but didn’t get stopped by Homeland Security? You want to set up this magical city and have all these weird rituals, but in order to join there’s no caffeine, liquor or fucking, and you have to hand over 20% as tithing?
You then have to go all over the world, including that shithole SGR, and harass people and hand out flyers, constantly be told to fuck off and still no fucking, or liquor and must resist the demon caffeine and the aroma or roasted coffee beans emanating from Tims.
Sounds good to me, let’s see if we can get the mayor of HRM to throw in a few hundred thousand $$.
Geez, you need to relax. Can’t you enjoy the humour of having a christian tell you to fuck off? It’s hilarious, consider yourself lucky to have a good story to tell. If you actually wrote a letter to the Mormans about this then you really need to get a life!!!
hey, i found a chart comparing them, they are so funny http://www.religionfacts.com/mormonism/com…
..my boy Donny (puppy love) Osmond is going to be none too happy when i tell”em 🙂
I’ve experienced the crazy mormons such as More mentions.
the mother asked if they could stop at the next exit to grab a coffee (evidently she wasn’t a raging mormon) and when the father passed by it, she said “what about the stop?”
He replied, “Easy… you sound like a junkie… I’ll get you your fix at the next one”
yikes.
caffeine isn’t an altered state of mind unless taken with creatine and ephedrine…
I had two Mormons once stop me on SGR before and I told them my name, which is Biblical (Luke) and that I was Jewish. The conversation went on and I told them I was a proud Sephardic and was proud of my heritage but how my ancestors treated Christ wasn’t exactly Kosher in my opinion. As the topic started to focus more on Jesus Himself, one of the two ask me if I was willing to accept Christ as my Saviour. I politely declined and stated that I admired and even loved Jesus but He was not my nor my peoples’ Messiah. Doing so, to me, would mean that I would cease to be a Jew.
Man, y’all should have seen the smiles turn to frowns and even looks of being insulted when I would not accept Christ as my Saviour. I was a bit insulted being asked by Christians to seemingly leave my religion and heritage.
Used to work the O’Keefe Centre in TO when Donny O was doing his two year stint in ‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat’… our cue to get ready for the crowds leaving at the end of the night was: ‘It ain’t over ’til the Mormon flies’…. which only makes sense if you’ve seen the show… it was funny to us anyway… he was a nice guy, even when we tp’d his car lol!