Quit bragging about your amazing new job in finance. You are not above average, you are not a genius, and you sure as fuck are not charismatic. Stop pretending that is the reason why your career took off with nothing more than a high school education. Everyone knows you’re only in that position because you’re the HR head’s kid. Watching people have jobs handed over to them because they have blood relatives as head honchos in big companies makes me sick. But YOU make me projectile vomit. No one wants to hear it anymore! —Worked My Ass Off for My Job

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  1. Sweet! It was only a matter of time ’til one of Sebaceous’ co-workers blew the whistle on him.

  2. Heh Heh – If you’re ever forced to babysit for perverted, cruel sadist brats just give them a medical text. Keeps the evil little bastards occupied for hours.

  3. No one needs a text of any kind to see that you people are sociopathic.

    Your perversion and cruelty is still not funny.

  4. WTF?? who’s hjbvzs8t74rawf – and which one of our kind pissed in their cereal??

  5. oldhand, that is a homophobic remark and libelist statement simply because sebastian is of breeder descent!

  6. “which one of our kind pissed in their cereal??”

    Take a wild guess, it would be the cruel and perverted ringleader that you all adore and follow so blindly.

    You know full well who is to blame.

  7. but o.p., don’t you know that this person is a legend, in their own mind. however little that may be.

  8. Now I’m dying to know who our “ring leader” is?

    “Go sell crazy someplace else…we’re all stocked up here!”

  9. i am not the ring leader, just a dude that gives orders. und den ve have the col., he ist the ringink leaderhausen methinkth. aucktung der spiegel.

  10. und you ist a goot soldier col. ivan. ve vould not haff let you stay as long as you haff been here.seig heil. der fuhrer ist pleased.

  11. all ve haff to do now, ist to get oberleftenant tim, to pay this svinehund a visit, mitt der gestapo.

  12. Regarding this bitch though, just to turn it on its head, ever been in the situation where your in a company or team run by your family members and working your arse off yet people still have this attitude?

  13. snoop, you can be the leader of the reich party, und make all the der spiegels, obey our orders. you can be ze muscle.

  14. ach, guess me vill go off to planink another major campaign in the vest, against der harperist movement.

  15. Your lack of concern about the proliferation of child pornography and hate speech here is very disturbing, Your participation is incriminating.

    Vermin don’t like being exposed to the light.

  16. nein, nein, ze bait does not suck, you do there oldhandjob, or vhatefer you call yourself. the party ist strong and the ministry of propaganda, makes it so. there you haff it.
    you cannot vin, ve vill crush you, und spit in your neck hole, if ve can efer pull it out off your ass.
    the coast has no time for shitheads like you, and your silly and inane crap. they let up alone, cause we are the draw here, and we tow the line of decency, except for a couple hundred posts or 3.
    you will not get far in your pursuit of dreams, to become a major player here, that is for a fact. you will just have to tuck your tail, betwixt your hind legs, and slink off into the night, fool.
    we are the hiarchy of this zone, and if you play nice, we will let you drop by again. but behave now, and be like the other bitchers, who are more than just posters. we are commentators as well. as this has been brought to you, by the number 13, and dumb bunny shit. have a nice day, in the cellar. keep those whips, chains, and letters acoming.

  17. oh, and for the record, we are not people here, just torontonian zombies, well, some anyway.

  18. OP, then quit if you are so jealous. Or get an education and climb that corporate ladder. Hopefully word gets out that you are not a team player, and then HR can get rid of you. In the real world, it’s all about who you know to get the good jobs.

  19. Anglo – I completely know what you mean. I worked in a family owned and operated business for years and worked a hell of a lot harder than any employee but still got this crap about being the bosses daughter. Nights weekends, Xmas….no rest for the wicked. The best day of my life was the day we sold the company and I got my family back.

  20. Vy oh vy did ve say ve haf vays to mack you tak. Fuchens now ve con’t mach ze twiten schtoppen. Och.

  21. ///Now I’m dying to know who our “ring leader” is?

    “Go sell crazy someplace else…we’re all stocked up here!” ///

    IT’S TRUE!!! ZOMG, WE HAVE LOTS OF IT!!!
    Hahahaha

  22. mein goot man, if you can’t tell by now, then there truly isn’t any hope for you. the dark lord commands from his place in the bowels of hell. “who shall lead them”, he said. the answer was forthcoming, as sure as the end of your time, the overlord explaine, “the one tha has the darkest side, will be the one who leads the others”.
    and so it was then, as it is now. that the dark and evil lord suckulous was created and had life breathed into him. hope that answers your question, person of multible misplaced letters for a name.

  23. well gang, here i am again. with a whole new collection of real arty type pics. hope you all enjoy? sebastion, keep your pants on dude.

  24. tune in tomorrow night at 10, for another in the series, of perversion. don’t we all just love it?

  25. Aye Real Chick, same with when you get in a job and find out that a family friend also works in the same location and people think its all, who you know/blow and dismiss the fact that you could have been a good fit for the job.

  26. Maybe payback will come in the form of Revenue Canada (or whatever new name some douche came up with to justify their job…) paying a visit and asking to see books RIGHT NOW.

    …Unless said individual actually did work to deserve this position.

    Another angle, just to be Devil’s Advocate, is maybe the head honcho doesn’t think he can trust any non-family employees with the figures.

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