For years now I have sat by and watched you move through the innocent and beautiful ladies of Halifax like a wild fire, and although YOU might think they’re all crazy (your words not mine) I must admit they certainly seem to love you. *GAG*
I too was like them, blinded by your witty charm, good looks, charisma and style. However I, unlike the rest of the ladies have figured out that “Pandora’s Box” you call a personality.
While you thought you were creating a mystery, I simply saw you pretending to be something your not. I don’t know what your problem is or what youÂ’re so afraid of.
I used to think that your mother must have locked you in a room until you hit puberty or perhaps you were abducted by a feminist group and held hostage for a few months. These thoughts however humorous and outlandish, gave me comfort that there was real reasoning behind your woman hating ways.
But the simple truth is this, you don’t hate women you hate yourself and you don’t want anyone to know the real you because the real you is a nerdy, selfish, asshole.
So take your mint chocolate chip ice-cream and SHOVE IT. Stop hitting on every girl I know because let me be the first to tell you that we are ALL on to you, because guess what!! Girls talk and we donÂ’t just talk we compare notes, and it seems your pathetic story is always the same; poor misunderstood you.
Stop pretending youÂ’re this brooding musician type, we all know your NOT jaded, honorable, misunderstood and youÂ’re hardly shy or insecure. YouÂ’re really just a cocky, spoiled little shit. There are people in this world with real problems, real reasons to be jaded, you my friend have it made.
My advice for you in the future is just be honest with your shady ways, the ladies would appreciate it, and just stop dating all together and leading people on because guess what people might actually stop hating you if you werenÂ’t such a conceited, fake, jerk.
My condolences to the sweet and gentle woman you end up with next weekend.
—I could never be your woman
This article appears in Jan 29 – Feb 4, 2009.
I absolutely have to know the name of this man because I am SURE we are talking about the same person. My sanity depends on it. Hook a girl up and and send the name (first, last or even another hint – band name whatever) to carolwynot@yahoo.ca
omg this sounds just like a guy i know too… it has to be PM?? yes yes??
So this is the only one you know of?
There are so many others exactly like this. Go downtown and you’ll see them all playing the same game. All the stupid facebook pictures you see, it’s the same old thing. The description you provided could be applied to so many. You are right about girls falling for it. I learned that if you listen to all their bs without doing a bit of digging around yourself, then you’d fall for it. But if you took a moment to think about what they said and checked out the facts, then you’d know they are nothing but bs. Too many fake people out there and not enough genuinely nice people.