listen, I am all about girl power, so don’t get me wrong… but seriously, Spice World has to be one of the worst movies ever made. Really, are you trying to make me believe that British women actually act like that? Granted, the VHS was good for a wank and it did have some memorable quotes like -Sporty- “Look, Clifford, some things are more important than gigs you know!” -Clifford- “like what?”
-Ginger “like self respect and freedom for a START!!!!”
Amazing… absolutely amazing.
But despite the amazing dialog, the movie stunk like geriatrics’ undergarments and didn’t have an ounce of believability in it.
You’d think that the director that brought you Faulty Towers would bring a little more pizzaz to an amazing concept as the Spice Girls.
But I am sorry, the next time the Spice Girls come to Halifax I am not going to their concert… nor am I going to buy their chewing gum (with cute pictures of them), ANY MORE. Sorry girls, you just got the cut.
This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2008.


You JUST cut them? Just now? Not 10 years ago, like everyone else, but now. What’s next? You gonna shit-list the Dukes of Hazard or Snorkles?
I ‘m sure the Spices are going to cry without you at their concert JTbtw, don’t throw away their cute pictures, send it to lol.
How many coffee breaks do you and your fake friends get per day, anyway?