To the many morons who speed past my child’s stopped schoolbus on the Bedford Highway EVERYDAY, can you not see the the huge yellow bus parked in front of you? Can you not see the flashing red lights? Or the stop sign? Or the line of five year olds pouring off the bus? Can you not hear the driver blowing his horn at you? Or the angry parents screaming at you to stop? Maybe you’re in a great hurry to get to wherever assholes like you go, or you’re busy chatting on your cellphone as you whiz by my child at 60 kmh, or maybe you’re just a huge douchebag who doesn’t give a shit about anyone but him/herself.
As much as I’d love to hurl a large rock through your rear windshield as you speed by, I’ll restrain myself and record your plate numbers instead, then report each and every one of you.
In the meantime, since you are all such shitty, braindead, innattentive drivers perhaps you’ll run yourselves off a cliff while chatting to your BFF on your cell, or rushing home to douchbagland, and therefore make the lives of many little schoolchildren that much safer!
This article appears in Oct 23-29, 2008.
I wish that I was aware of my parents using the word Douchebag when I was five 🙁 What a different childhood I would have had.
What a completely useless (which is what you should change your name to: Useless it is even close to what your name is now) comment. Idiot drivers on the road that increase the likelihood of burying a child and you comment on the word douchebag. I would bet when you are behind the wheel of a vehicle you are one of these idiot drivers. You Douche-Bag !
Well Scott, seems I touched on a sore point with you….if you read my bitch carefully, you’d learn that no, I wasn’t commenting on the word ‘douchebag’, but was merely using it as a descriptive of the type of person who ignores a schoolbus’s flashing lights and stop sign, not commenting on the word itself. Oh, and check your grammar…parts of your comment, though I got the gist, just didn’t make sense….hey, doesn’t that make you a Stupid Douch-Bag?
*ahem*Um.Sailorchick, he wasn’t reffering to your comment, but the one by Ustwess.
ummm… Sailorchick, I think Scott is on your side. I’m pretty sure he was tearing a strip of Ustwess for making an irrelevant comment about the word “douchebag”. I myself thought your use of the word was brilliant. “Douchebagland” made me laugh out loud.
Viego, get out of my head
Oh No,Poop. Scott, I thought you were commenting on my legitimate beef…and I got pissed and insulted, etc…. Sorry, I didn’t even see the ‘other’ comment until now…..I now ‘get’ your comment……and agree (I thought you were misspelling ‘useless’ and refferring to me) Viego, thank you for enlightening me, now please excuse me while I remove my foot from my mouth….: (
But I like it in there Miranda. It’s nice and warm.
Ok Ustwess, I’ll direct my poison to it’s rightful recipient this time…..Well maybe your parents were smart and only called you Douchebag behind your back.Seriously, are you for real? Could you be the car that slowed down yesterday, looked around for cops, then gunned it past the bus with all the little kids surrounding it? Yeah, my kids must really have it bad….imagine having a Mom who uses words like Douchebag…..a pity really : )I’ll bet it will REALLY mess up their childhoods when I tell you to go fuck yourself!
No worries sailorchick…I am sure at one time I deserved a virtual reaming that was not delivered.Now that the OP’s name is exposed, sailorchick, the word douchebag is more expected. Well if you want to continue with the stereotype: swears like a sailor…
I understand your issue completley,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,however,,,living here in metro for 30 yrs,,,,,,,,,as far as i have always known……Bedford and people who don’t care about anyone but themselves went hand and hand!!!
When its time to pick the kiddies up.. Make sure you bring a camera, catch those fuckers on tape, and take it into the police station.. (make sure it has a good ZOOM, so you can get the plates, a ticket isnt guarenteed when you just tell them the plate number)They will be shocked as hell when they get home one day and find a $394.50 fine, and have 6 points against the driver’s license… they will also(With losing 6 points) have to go into the DMV and explain WHY they should be allowed to keep their license, retake the written test AND the road test (which they have to pay for)
Yeah, because where you live definitely dictates the kind of person you are. Inferiority complexes and blanket statements, however, generally DO go hand in hand.
elocine,,,,,,,,,,,,actually,,,,where you live does to a certain degree ,,,,well,,i won’t use dictate,,,,i’ll say influence who you are,,, wait what was that you were saying about blanket statments,,,,,,ah who cares,,,,,i guess the real core issue is,,,people who are so full and uptight on too much cappuccino and granola bars ,,,,they can’t even enjoy a little tongue and cheek ribbing,,,,,from one end of town to the other.They /u are,,,,,and i know this word is sooo over used on here ,,,,but,,,,yup douchebags !!!!!!!!!!!Oh yeah and p.s,,,,,,im SCOTTISH,,,,im inferior to no one!!!!!
dear;new2hali,,,,,,,,,,,I know you never mentioned my name in your bitch,,,, so i hope im not to quick on the draw on this one,,but W.T.F ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT,,,,,,,,,i guess i didn’t,, “go down”,,,far enough cause,,,who the frig is Ustwess,,,,,,,my use of the word douchebag,,observation, was based on 15-minutes of eye scanning bitch’s,,,,,, ya douchebag!!!
Ok sorry but I have to comment here. Why the hell are you all getting so pissed off by the comment made by Ustwess? Go down and read it again? It’s a joke! Parent’s who use the word Douchebag! HAHA! FUNNY! All of a sudden the guys is “one of those” drivers? What is wrong with you idiots? Shit, you get in attack mode and suddenly anyone who doesn’t explicitly say “You are totally right in the point you are making!” is disagreeing with you? Well congrats to you losers for ripping on someone who left a harmless joke as a comment on your precious bitch. So you think his parents called him a douchebag, hey sailorchick? Well how about YOU go fuck yourself and lighten up.
Ok, I’m really sorry, this is completely irrelevant to this bitch, but mr.sixx really needs to control his punctuation! An elipsis (…) needs only 3 periods in it, unless at the end of a thought, in which case it uses 4. There is no punctuation device which requires the multiple use of commas (,) and one exclamation point is enough.-the grammar nazi
grammer nazi!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,are u freakin serious,,,,,,,,,,,,,,get a life loser,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,your marking my grammer…………………seriously ,,,i think you have me confussed for someone who gives a shit!!!,,,,,move out of your parents basement,,,ditch your little dungeons and dragons friends,,,,stop wearing sweat pants and maybe…………….just maybe,,,,,you’ll find another way to try and fit in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…see how i used “u”,,,,,,,,,instead of “you” ! loser!!!!