So I know there are a lot of bitches about these stupid self proclaimed speed bumb people. Well this is to the jackass in the light gold malibu driving to bayers lake via the arm today. You were fucking driving 60 in an 80 zone and wondering why traffic was on your ass. Fuck you bud your lucky I didn’t pull over and let the giant truck behind me run you down. Too bad we couldn’t report assholes like you for endangering lived for being idiots. I hope you get pulled over and fined for being a self rightious speed bump.
—needing to get somewhere
This article appears in Mar 19-25, 2009.


You’re lucky ANY GM piece of junk can get to that warp speed
OP, you CAN report people who drive like that – and you should.
This is a good idea. mobile speed bump. unless it is abused, as in this case. Unless weather was a factor. but either way, if you have the bumper sticker, drive the limit. next time get the plate number.
just make sure you pull over to the side of the road if youre making that call on a cell phone. safety first.
You know, taken literally, he is a “speed bump” which means he was designed to be driven over. Got those monster tires handy?
The only law regarding being too slow indicates that if you are slower than 30kmh below the posted limit you can be finedticketed but I believe that it only applies to the Highway.
Doesn’t make the guy any less of an ass for wasting time but hey…don’t we have enough people going 20Kmh OVER the limit? Kinda nice to know there are the opposites out there for once…