To the two guys who blaze down Birmingham St every evening on their blue and green motorcycles:
PLEASE stop. You’re going to kill someone. It’s not a racing strip. Someone’s going to get creamed and I’m too young to be an innocent bystander. —Rear Window
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.


theres an idiots that has been coming here, off and on, one of these times, i’m gonna wait for the shithead, and kick him off that piece of noisy shit he drives. problem is, i never know when ths douchebag is going to come. maybe i’ll wait til he gets ready to leave, then fucking surprise his knees with a louisville slugger i got.
Idiots. It’s a shame karma doesn’t act faster on them.
If Karma was a cheetah instead of a dog that she is, then perhaps she could catch them.
unless it was a sighthound nth…they run a little slower than the cheetah, but not by much
I had always imagined Karma to be a pit bull or a bulldog.
I would never do this and would never recommend it to anyone, but I do sometimes think about a piano/guitar string across the street at the right height. That would stop any speeding (and non-speeding) motorcyclists.
bull dogs aren’t very threatening but check out the saarloos wolfhound
Saarloos wolfhounds look cute! I think the most threatening dog in the world is Chow Chow.
chow’s can be very nasty, aloof and stubborn…tho they were the food of choice in mongolia and their fur was highly prized. they look like teddy bears but snap and bite