You sick, twisted, self entitled, spoiled little shit. You lied about being pregnant, you lied about the fallout from telling your family, and when you got caught, instead of just fessing up like a real human with a soul would have- you lied and said you WERE preggers… last week, but miscarried and didn’t know how to tell me so you carried on as if you still were. The fool that I am, I was willing to make a go of things with you for the good of my “child”, and actually super stoked about being a dad! You say you did all this to get back at me for “breaking up with you”…we didn’t even date. We fucked a few times. You weren’t worth effort to date, and when you weren’t worth the effort to bang anymore I politely and gently dropped you like a turd mistaken for a chocolate bar. To top it all off you can’t even apologize, because you’re nothing but a spoiled little rich bitch who’s been swinging from her own mothers tit for far too long. You are insane. Karma is real. I see nothing but pain and strife in your future. Good luck. Fuck off and die. —The Lukiest Man in Halifax
This article appears in Sep 5-11, 2013.
The use of the word KARMA is copyrighted to protect the rest of the sane world from idiots like you from using this fantasy.
my fondest fantasy basil. use of the word karma as revenge instantly renders the user mute and thumb-less.
OP stop acting so childishly and just be grateful. you really did get ‘luky’ on this one. and so did that child that never was.
It isn’t Karma, Luke, it’s The Force.
Use The Force, Luke.
Anyone who says they are “super stoked” probably isn’t ready to be a father.
Really? “Fuck off and die”? That’s mature!!! Are you in junior high by any chance, Sport?
You both are lucky to be rid of each other and no child as a casualty. So smile because it’s win,win,win!
Agreed Reg and Molly. And OP, let’s hope you both have learned something from the situation. There are worse things than pregnancy to deal with if you are having unprotected sex–esp if it’s just casual…..and babies should be made out of love, not vengence–hopefully your ex-booty call has woken her brain cell(s?) and realized this. Neither one of you sound mature enough to be fucking. Seriously.
Then there’s this:
http://www.deliberateblog.com/wp-content/u…
Thank fuck the two of you losers didn’t breed.
This epistle courtesy of Public Housing.