I would like to give a big “fuck you” to the dirty bum that came in to my shop last night and stole some of our tips. This man was banned from our store last summer for attempting to steal our tips before, bothering other customers for change, and he would also often go into the female washroom and, for whatever reason, light matches.

When my co-worker noticed him standing near our register, he demanded for him to get out. This man would NOT leave, so when my co-worker turned around for two seconds to go call the cops, this prick took change from our tip jar (that a customer standing in line promptly warned us of).

Fuck you, buddy! I don’t get very much of those tips as it is. I don’t think I’m wrong to be angry about this.—jdp21 wants his money back!

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  1. Well if you know this bum and can recognize him, did you do something about it like maybe call the police?

  2. Why don’t people ( Males ) just grab these terds and hold them for police . Pretty easy .

    Now for the ” oh my god – violence is horrid ” bitchers. Next time just kick his ass around and tell him with your fists you no longer desire his smelly ass presence in your establishment You know people , most cops in that situation wouldn’t care much about some theifing bum with a PPA notice oh him getting his ass beat when caught stealing .

  3. Here’s where kay and her clueless hippy ilk say “just give him a hug! laying a finger on such a poor soul is bullying! violence is never the answer…”

  4. Yo know sodey it’s almost true violence is never the answer . But in some cases , you just need to say fuck it and turn the victimizer into a victim . Some times thats what it takes . Getting dragged off by the police and getting a notice to not attend that place again and a free lunch at the cop shop really teaches them the lesson . Yes sir – it does.

    Nawwwwww – see what he learns when he gets a nice solid ass ass kicking and trashed about . Think he will be lurking about that place again? I thought not.

  5. If JDP wanted his money then he should have done something instead of thinking LTWWB would solve his problems. Physically remove the person yourself or call security or police immediately.

    The panhandler probably didn’t even run away when he took the money also but instead calmly walked out like he was entitled to it. People have to take a stand against panhandlers also.

  6. OP here (duh).

    I’m not writing here for help. Haha. I’m not fucking retarded. Christ. LTWWB — I’m writing here to “bitch” about it. Also, maybe to make sure people know (not that many would, I’d hope) not to give this prick money since he’s willing to take it without permission.

    My co-worker actually went out and bitched him out in front of the bus stop full of people, and the man denied taking our money. Yeah, I’d love to choke a bitch, too. But regardless of that, we can’t just beat the shit out of some random dude as far as I know, as much we’d have loved to.

    Also, please note where I mentioned my co-worker went to call the cops on his ass (which is when he stole the tips). They’ve been made aware.

    It’s not even about the amount of money he took, it’s the fact that the prick stole it. Principle of the matter and all that stuff. He could’ve taken a quarter and I’d still want to have pinned his hand to the counter with a knife.

    I can’t wait to run into him on the street, that’s for sure.

  7. I’m thinking that coyotes should be allowed to run free on SGR, but there should be a $20.00 bounty on panhandlers and squeegee pukes.

  8. I’d love to see you run into him on the street…
    let’s hope it’s this afternoon…
    rain, gloom, brutal ass-kicking both verbally and physically.

    cause ya know… the only thing worse than getting your ass kicked
    is buddy narrating what he’s doing while shit-kicking ya.

  9. I’d like to hope I have the willpower to keep myself from actually hitting him. I’m not a big guy, and even though he’s a homeless weak man, God only knows if I could actually beat the shit out of him.

    The satisfaction of verbally assaulting him will at least suffice for me. For now.

    I’d love it if he got hit by a bus, though.

  10. martym that’s why they call them beat cops. We need the SGR cop brought back, he didn’t put up with any of this stuff, all the flotsam and jetsom were moved along or too frigging scared to appear.
    jdp21 a picture of Mr. Filth would be nice

  11. Haha. If I could get you a picture of this guy, I would.

    But he’s downtown a lot, and chances are you most of you have seen him. I know last year (particularly during the summer), he’d walk along with this cane that he never ever seemed to use. He even walked kind of fast for someone with a cane. I haven’t gotten a good look at his head, but he used to have this vicious gash/scar running along his head, like he had some cheap back-alley labotomy.

    Moustache. He looks like he’s been stained by cigarettes. Ratty clothes. Etc. I remember the first time he came into my store, he scared the living shit out of me. Haha.

  12. Call the police and report the theft. He should be behind bars for theft under $5000 and trespassing. But no doubt a lawyer would get him off all charges due to some hyped up mental condition.

  13. Oh no, leave me out of this. I may not like panhandlers but running them down is not my idea of a good time.

  14. Yes, what we need is more vigilante justice and public beatings of street people…. That would improve our society….

    I was thinking Canada was a pretty good place to live, and if a bum jacking the pennies in your tip jar was the worst thing that happened to you, things were pretty OK.

    But now I see; until we empower citizens to respond to petty theft with physical battery of the poor, we will never have it as good as those lucky ducks in Mogadishu. My bad….

  15. Nobody’s talking about amputating his flippers, just giving the skell a good hiding. Canada remains a safe place to take a stand against corporate greed by smashing windows and keeping the Jaurez cartel rolling in dinero. Just keep your grotty maulers off the tip jar, hippy.

  16. “westcoastkid”, clearly I’m not going to go out and physically assault a stranger. I’ve already stated that I wouldn’t and couldn’t do it if I wanted to.

    Furthermore, shut up. I don’t care if he only took a fucking half a penny from my tip jar. The matter of fact issues are that 1) he’s banned from my store to begin with and 2) no matter HOW much money that prick took, it’s still MY money that I’M working to earn, not him. I have no idea how much money even took, all I know is that it was mine, not his, that he took.

  17. You just said you didn’t care if it was half a penny that he took and then launch into a bitch about it being yours. Make up your mind.

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