One of my favourite questions I get asked several times daily is, “Could you spare some change?” As if I have two categories of ‘change’: 1) ‘necessary change’ or 2) ‘spare change’. Ridiculous. Really, fuck off people. —Dubbadooba

This article appears in Mar 31 – Apr 6, 2011.

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  1. there ain’t no such thing as spare change anymore. everyone’s change is being used now. and the bridge and other shit went up today again. same thing in a month or two, that i can almost gaurentee.
    fucking gas up to 1.30 a litre, and it’s a good thing my car is gone.

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  4. Lulz Juswamsmi, shit comes from within as well.

    Um, I feel guilty not giving money so I do 1 of 2 things; 1). I smile, flip my hair and allow them to be graced with a hello. The sweet melody of my voice falls upon their ears like water in a drought and they’re compelled to change.

    or

    2). I just walk by with my head down.

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