To the black booted bar star in the stall next to me at the seahorse bathroom last night who couldn’t be bothered to spare a square as I yelped for your assistance. Luckily, a far less self absorbed girl in better looking boots came to my aid and announced that you had PLENTY SQUARES TO SPARE.
Fuck you. I hope you have diarrhea on your wedding day and you reek as bad as your personality. I hope they serve chili in hell you disgusting fucking hob goblin. Smell ya later bitch. —Squareless in Seattle
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.
are you sure you weren’t watching seinfeld and got hypmotized (cue theme from twilight zone) 🙂
Maybe they just wanted to say, “I can’t spare a square”.
This is why I *always* carry a little pack of kleenex with me! Can’t rely on strangers for anything let alone to give you some can paper.
what a bitch.
when in the toilet
do not linger
if no paper
use your fingers
is this person only needed a square, then you must be one small pussied person, let’s get together, i like tight things.
Next time use the air dryer.
Always check for TP before you sit down to use the bathroom. Its like looking both ways before you cross the street.Common Sense people.
Don’t most women carry an arsenal of tampons, Kleenex, a crate of paper towel, and a chamois in their purses?
And, if you can use the washroom and get away with just one square, damn, you should be on stage at Neptune!
Be thankful Sheryl Crow wasn’t in the next stall because that’s all you would have got, one square. To her mind any more is a waste. I guess she’s never seen my ass.
“Next time use the air dryer” *insert vomit face here*
Women don’t usually carry that arsenal in their purse when going out. Eh just wipe with the tissue tube.
lmao…
I read this bitch this morning while eating a bowl of cereal. I couldn’t read the whole thing because I felt the cereal backing up the wrong way.
sebastian, you’d be surprised how many women do not carry any of those in their purses.
Thanks for that visualization Donkey:O
Hahahaha sorry.