I saw you at the most recent HomeBass. You were dressed in green neon and grooving effortlessly on the dance floor. I took your cool neon sunglasses and you slapped me for it. I think I fell in love right then and there. I hope I see your red hair at another event, you’re truly something special.—Not cool enough for you
This article appears in Jul 4-10, 2019.
This all sounds real scummy :/