fucking get that shit done already for the love of god. it’s been almost 3 months since you started tearing up the streets and fucking everybody over. the bus detour is a huge hassle and whenever i walk by all these fucking construction workers are standing around doing dick all drinking their ghetto tim horton’s coffee and talking about their trashy lives. i bet it’s awesome to get paid to do absolutely nothing you tits. now finish whatever it is you’re doing to the road so i can get to work on time again and not have to re-route my entire morning routine. assholes.

—your mom.

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  1. Ghetto tim hortons? What the fuck?
    Apparently drinking coffee declairs that you are from the hood haha. Hillarious.

  2. Walking tits drinking ghetto coffee? Time to write a short story for Highlights magazine.

  3. there is an element of truth to this…
    though I’m not sure what you were expecting when they declared throwing millions into infrastructure.
    It wasn’t ‘millions worth of asphalt to be laid’ … it’s ‘thousands worth of asphalt to be laid’ and the rest going to the 14 supervisors watching 3 people lay it.

    I get that it’s warm and they can’t drill and blast and pour and do whatever the fuck they’re doing for a solid 6-8 hours straight… but why is it that they always decide to sit right there in plain view and appear as if nothing is getting done and they’re doing nothing to speed up progress?
    And fuck getting paid by the hour, they should be getting paid by the piece of work. You’d see a lot more hustle and bustle if that were the case.

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