Congrats! A new year, potentially a new you. It’s great a man of your girth and weight is working on reaching a healthier weight. One suggestion though: please shower BEFORE you come to the gym. You emit an awfully, nauseating sour-milk-combined-with-rotten-tuna-cans-in-the-hot-sun smell. The locker/change room has its typical sweat smell before you come in, but afterwards guys are left gagging and rushing to change and seek fresh air. You may have even noticed that when you get on the treadmill, people quickly finish their routine and move away. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do us all a favor and grab some soap or industrial cleaner and jump in the shower. —Gilleted
This article appears in Jan 27 – Feb 2, 2011.
I’m torn on this one…while showering before the gym is a stupid concept, maybe showering in GENERAL would be a good option for this guy?
why don’t you just try not to be an offensive jerk then too. maybe this person already worked out before your ass seen them. or how about had a problem with car and had to push it off the road. or maybe it is just your senitive little beak, from sticking it where it doesn’t belong. other than that, t.f.b. asshole.
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The gym I go to thankfully doesn’t have any people like the OP has at his. Maybe the OP’s gym buddy is one of those save-the-earth, granola, soap-is-evil type people.
If Smelly Guy arrives at the gym already in full-bloom perhaps a staff member could politely take him aside and tactfully suggest a solution that leaves everyone happy. If I wear a fragrance, after awhile I don’t really notice it anymore, even though it is still evident to others. Perhaps Smelly Guy is not even aware that he’s gagging maggots.
You’re one angry petty man Life Sucks, do us a favour and end it already!
fiddler the diddler, why don’t you suck my ass. you don’t know me, and you ain’t gonna blow me, so you can just take a flying fuck. am i angry? shit, you wouldn’t know angry if it gobsmacked you betwixt the fucking eyes. and take your relative the fuck back to c.b. with you, he sucked as a premier.
( that oughta shut that s.o.b. up) oops, writing still on.
Hey You Suck, hit a nerve there did I! I’m rubber you’re glue! There’s no need to be nefarious, or can you understand big words. Google that shit dumb ass. You’re Mom’s calling you’re lunch is ready.
If pissing Sucks off gets me off his ‘blowing’ list then
I banged your mom last night….
it was a lot of work and I had to outrun the cemetery night staff like 3 times while I was digging….
HAHAHAHA
“fiddler the diddler, why don’t you suck my ass.” ~LS
I wish we could have a quote on our names — I’d totally put that up there.
So, zed, how’s your day going so far TODAY?
I know, Suckulicious sometimes pops our some real gems.