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Why can’t I buy a container of coffee cream without opening it to discover clumps of stench floating in it? It’s not even near expiration!! Baxter is getting my money next time. —Floaties in my Coffee
This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2010.
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If it’s Farmers, you can blame the incompetent scabs they have working in the plant right now.
I used to buy farmers but I’m a Scot’s man now.
Someone may have changed their mind about buying it and put it on the shelf instead of in the fridge and the store staff probably put it back in the fridge hours later.
If you buy it at the same place, I’d say it’s the store’s fault not the farmers :)!
It was Bon who totally changed their mind about buying it but didn’t feel it was her responsibility to put it back in the fridge yo.
Apparently I missed something this morning because all I see is your posts, oldhand, and it kind of looks like a monologue with someone who is invisible.
I’m waiting for them to do a duet. “You Don’t Bring me Flowers” or “Islands in the Stream”
Cast your votes Bitchers.
Perfect.
@ nth not ivan.
>: (
…how about a medley from “Grease” instead?
“You are the vol-au-vent
Ooh-ooh-ooh honey”
http://www.rathergood.com/grease
That’s the spirit>: )
“Ghetto Lovin,
Black girl ass…”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Ox000QH20
Oldhand, do you play an instrument?
I wonder if oldhand is as this persistent with trying to get himself a date. Y’all know he went to his high school prom with his dad or one of his Magic card playing friends. Wonder who wore the gown and who wore the tunic.
the meat whistle perhaps….
Anyway, back to the rancid coffee cream….
6 weeks on strike at Farmers.
Which means ‘YOU LOST’, so cut a deal and get back to work.
Anyone remember the Aliant phone workers strike back in 2003 or 2004 ?
Out for 13 weeks, lost a lot of business to Eastlink and then there was hundreds laid off. The union used the local workers for a national cause and it all went tits up for the CEP members across Canada.
Cool and fat? Is that even possible? I thought all fat people overheat, thus the contact sweat marks under their pits.
Fuck. I gotta Alf on ya. I kill me. That one is good. It could use an additional infective adjective before the toe jam part, but it’s pretty damn good! *pats self on back*
Do you kiss your father with that mouth?
So uncreative. Not even in the same league buddy. You’re going to have to try harder.
Sebastian I thought all your kind wear panties, hence the cattyness and high pitched voitheth.
We need a new bitch to ruin… when do these Coast slackers come into work anyway?
does anyone drink buttermilk anymore? it’s good baked into things like chocolate cake
^ I kill that shit.
Mmmm chocolate cake. I actually want some ‘Cow’s’ today. Fluff n’ udder would hit the spot.
I’ve never even tasted buttermilk. Is it me or does the Baxter’s milk minus the chunks) taste better than other milk?
If oldhand is here tomorrow it’s safe to say he’s an employee of The Coast.
Lewis Black does the best Milk rant
…and bottled water rant
I never got why it’s called buttermilk… I guess it’s the consistency of it since it’s really only milk that’s been soured with vinegar.
I mean, Fat free buttermilk just intuitively sounds inaccurate.
Fat free and butter should never be that close in a sentence.
Lewis Black is just fantastic.
“I don’t want it to be that god-damned convenient!”
People who say dumbass things like “unions aren’t necessary in this day in age” remind me of people who think racism doesn’t exist because black people can vote, and sexism can’t possibly exist in the workplace because we let women be cops and firefighters! Maybe your shitty hipster doofus coffee shop doesn’t require a union, but industrial settings with forklifts, machinery, welding, explosive chemicals, etc. require the utmost attention to safety because lives are at risk. Go ahead and trust upper management types if you want. They’ll cut corners, cut safety training, have unqualified people operating machinery to cut costs and so on.
It was probably Farmer’s…I got two diff eggnogs 5 xmas’ ago that had some weird gooo floating it in that wasnt mixed in…and month later had a gallon choco milk Farmers in plastic container that you could see similar from outside container shake it all you want and this goo would not mix..like oil but much more disgusting…have been a Scotsburn man ever since…nothing but…
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Do you kiss your father with that mouth?
Posted by Nice Goin’ Fat on August 19, 2010 at 10:39 AM
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I think this may have been the first time that Nice Goin Fat revealed his obsession about this.