I know, I get it, you have Aspergers and that sucks but can you please stop threatening to gouge my eyes out and telling my friends that you fantasize about cannibalizing me?
If that’s asking too much how about a deal: I’ll let you keep drawing me as that human…fox…thing (even though a Professor told you to stop, I know you haven’t) and in return you stop stealing my art supplies and returning them, broken, a week later. Seriously, it’s getting expensive. —REALLY sorry I was ever nice to you
This article appears in Sep 9-15, 2010.


if you are a female, and buddy is talking about eating you, then i don’t think he means by cooking. i think the other party just wants some down under fluff, and if you is pretty or human, then i would probably want to do so too.
Stalker?
Nip this in the bud. Tell him your cousin’s last name is Melvin.
He said he wants to cook with you…
not wants to cook WITH you.
Wahahahahahahahaha. Congrats OP, you met a furry voreaphile.
OP. Make no deals. File a complaint. Talk to the prof that already spoke with him.
The Cmdt is right, STALKER, he is dangerous.
He’s using his “disability” as an excuse for his behaviour, it won’t stop, it will escalate. When he does something criminal, “I’m sick. I can’t help it” will be the excuse, and you will still be a body in a suitcase.
Take action to protect yourself NOW.
Aspergers really shouldn’t be an excuse for something like that… if his disability is so severe he needs more help.
I had to Google Aspergers…but this sounds like something totally different….something crazy. If you are truly scared that this person may stalk you or hurt you then please go get help and put an end to it before we read the ending of this story in the News.
Why do people bitch on boards and never say they have gone to the authorities? It’s ok to bitch but for Pete’s sake, report this shit to people who can actually do something about it.
If you Google “Ass burgers” it still comes up with Aspergers. The Urban Dictionary defines ass burger as a nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days. Does that sound like him? Or is that NiceGoinFat’s problem?
aspergers does not generally manifest itself in this manner. It’s not an excuse. He’s fucked. While the police can likely do little at this point call anyhow. Protect yourself in any way possible.
Good grief.
This person sounds like a loon. Perhaps you should not entertain any of this behaviour … unless you secretly like it.
If you lose and arm, eye, or get stabbed, don’t come back here and bitch we’ll have even less sympathy than we have now.