I looked both ways before I crossed the street. It seemed safe. So I stepped into the crosswalk. I got almost halfway across when you, Mr. BigAssTruck, came roaring up to the intersection, blew through the stop sign without slowing down, and right through the crosswalk, missing me by literally six inches. You noticed me when I shouted in alarm. At first I thought you were waving in apology, but then I saw the middle finger clearly extended. YOU run a stop sign and come within inches of running down a pedestrian in a crosswalk, and YOU flip ME the bird? Seriously? What? The? Fuck? —Simon in the Land of Arrogant Fucktards

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  1. Sounds like something I saw yesterday. While driving up Prince Street, a pedestrian was trying to cross at Arygle. This big motherfucking penis extension SUV was in front of me at the Barrington lights and, as he roared up Prince, he stomped on the gas, causing the ped (who was halfway across the street)to scramble to safety. Never seen anything like it. What the fuck is wrong with some drivers? If you’re that fucking impatient, you shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a 2000 lb. weapon.

  2. Yesterday I saw something like that. If you drive up to Prince Street, has been missing for a person walking through Arygle. This penis enlargement Barrington damn big SUV and light, then, that the Prince roared PED (the other side of the road) cause gas pushed the scramble for safety. I have not seen such a thing. What is wrong with sex, some drivers? If you’re impatient like fucking, the arm should not be behind the wheel of £ 2000.

  3. Next time kick his truck on the way buy. If you’re coming home from the grocery store, throw your jug of milk at his windshield. Eggs would work nicely as well

  4. I just presume that all motorists want to kill me all the time, unfortunately 🙁 Anyhow, stuff like this happens to me all the time on Wyse road over on the darkside.

  5. one of these days, someone will get a huge fucking .44 magnum surprise. i am starting a new business next month, and will be required to have my weapon of choice on me at all times.
    i might be looking for 3 or 4 more people, with either police or military training, and weapons approved. they also have to be able to be licensed to bear firearms, at any given time.
    pay will start at about 25 bucks an hour, depending on above mentioned criteria. no shit folks, starting a new security business is fucking hrd, and i only want the best. oh, and you should watch out better next time o.p.

  6. You have to understand Simon that driving large gas guzzlers actually lowers a person’s I.Q. No really, it’s been proven but don’t just look it up, take my word for it! I know when I drove a cargo van last week, by the end of the day I had forgotten where I lived. True story.

  7. Well, trood, we know it didn’t do sebastard any favours in the ‘logical thinking’ category.

  8. Google Translate harassment…..That was yesterdays troll theme. It worked surprisingly well. It also provided some laughs for my class mates. I’m only 15 so my immaturity allows me to take pleasure in harassing someone by translating their comment into multiple languages then back to English.

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