Whoever you are, you parked close to my car at the mall in Halifax… or so I thought. (One aisle across was my car.) I thought my car was the one you parked beside. (And inches from mind you) So I look and there it is.. a fucking scratch on my nice new black car. Quietly I take my keys and scratch yours back… go to put my keys in the lock, and whaddya know the lock wouldn’t open… it’s not my car. (But exactly the same.) so here’s to the ass hole that parked too close. I scratched your fucking car back with my keys. But it wasn’t my car. To the owner of the little black car with the new scratch on the drivers side door from the close parker… don’t worry I got your back. I thought my car was your car, and I scratched the fucker back. LOL.. they deserved it. I actually felt terrible, but I only hope in the same situation you’d scratch my close parker back too..
I knew it was them, their lovely bright paint was the paint on your door…and the paint on theirs.
This article appears in Jun 5-11, 2008.


So vandalism is okay when YOU’RE doing it? It’s people like YOU that make this place crap to live in. Keep your fucking hands to yourself, prick!
What makes you think that it was the car you scratched that parked too close to the black one you mistook for your own? Maybe it was the other way around! Regardless of who parked too close to who, keying someone’s car is ridiculous! Pull your head out of your ass, give it a shake, and smarten the fuck up!
Ha! I say good job! You’ve done something I’ve only dreamt of doing. I had the same thing happen to my brand new car! Only the people who hit my car didn’t realize i was in it. As the passenger exited their car, she hit my car door hard enough so that it shook the whole car. they didn’t look to see if there was any damage.. and walked right into the mall. I chased after the couple and took them back to show them the damage they did. If I hadn’t been on break and sitting in my car I’d be left with a sizeable dent. I worked long hours earning the money for my first car, have some respect people. I park far away from the entrance so people like you won’t hit me!!!
Rebecca, key thing here is that when it happened to you, it was YOUR CAR!!! The OP went psycho when their car was not involved. And regardless of the situation, vandalism is not a proper way to deal with the situation. Eye for an eye leaves the world blind…
I guess I’m lucky that I was in my car cause otherwise, tweedle dee and tweedle dumb would never have acknowledged the sizeable amount of damage they did, and left me to pick up the bill? That’s not ok either. I’m not saying what sorry did is right, or how society should work. If that’s the way the world was in 2008 everything would just be so lovely, and those people who hit my car would have left me a note on my windshield. I have tinted windows, I watched her look at the dent… she pointed at the damage, giggled, and walked away. I can certainly understand why sorry did what he did, and I’ll never call him an asshole for it
Rebecca, that could’ve been YOUR car the guy keyed confusing it with some other that pissed him off sometime in the past. This guy admits to going out of his way to cause property damage. Thanks for telling your story but you’re encouraging this behavior. Who’s gonna watch your car while you’re in the mall, Rebecca? Huh? With idiots like the OP out there nobody’s car is safe. The best thing to do is to put some crazy paint job on your car so it can’t be confused for another… or leave the HRM because it’s full of attitudes just like this… just ask Rebecca
Um. Rebecca? In your first post you say the people who hit you never even looked back. But in your second post you say the girl looked back, pointed and giggled. Which one is it? You might want to get your story straight…
It’s only an opinion Kay, I’m not yelling out to everyone that they should do it too. Get real. I’m simply saying I understand, cause the thought went through my mind. I visualized slamming their door back. But I didn’t. LOL… I think it’s ok to have opinions. I agree, sorry could probably have handled the situation better …
Hey Jennie, thanks for noticing. No she looked but like a turn the head real quick glance.. kinda whispered to her boyfriend, or brother.. who ever and did a little point. She smiled sheepishly and he glanced.. and they walked away. I ran after them and brought them back, and she still didn’t look at it.. I mean like bend over and look at it… He was the one I talked to although she did the damage.. I’m so glad cause it got fixed. Thanks for catching that Jennie, It made it look like my story wasn’t accurate but… they don’t have edit