The title says it all. Better to describe your most recent fart then to update your facebook status with fucking song lyrics. How do these ignorant twats not see how lame it is. FUUUUUUUCK!…
Movie quotes are OK … if its a good one. But that’s it! No song lyrics. I don’t care how good you think the song is. I don’t care how well you think that song describes how you feel at that moment. That’s still not a good enough reason to subject your FB friends to that. No quotes from obscure people of the past or semi-celebs that nobody has heard of. No corny motivational statements. Think before you submit please you fucking lame-asses!!
If you cannot come up with something clever, or even just something boring, just don’t update your status. ANYTHING but fucking song lyrics!!! —Take A Note! Don’t Quote!
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.
LMAO
What can be funnier than crack heads complaining about the latest batch of crack, not being to their taste !
L O L
Hide them, dummy.
“Ques sera sera ” 🙂
She spilled her coffee, broke her shoelace.
Smeared the lipstick on her face.
Slammed the door and said “I’m sorry, I had a bad day again.”
I guess i just got lost
Bein’ someone else
I tried to kill the pain
Nothin ever helped
I left myself behind
Somewhere along the way
Hopin to come back around
To find myself someday
How about you accept the fact that it’s none of your business what anyone puts on their facebook, twitter, msn status, or anything else. If you don’t like it, fuck off.
After my picture fades
And darkness has turned to grey
Watching through windows
You’re wondering if I’m OK
Secrets stolen from deep inside
The drum beats out of time
…They’re the worlds most fearsome fighting teens….
They’re heroes in the half shell and they’re green…
when the evil shredder attacks these turtle boys don’t cut ’em no slack…
I dated this guy once, and for some reason I have him on FB. Anyway, we went on a date, he promised me a bunch of b/s, and then he didn’t speak to me for like three months and attempted to contact me after that, thinking everything was okay. He’s a dick. He was dating this guy for some time, and it was clear when the guy dumped him because for like a week straight, his FB statuses were Jann Arden lyrics. It was hilarious and I got so much pleasure out of his cheesy, ridiculous pain. Haha.
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars …
>.<
Jann Arden?
I’d have to say it still looks bad on you for being able to recognize them…
yea omfg i have a special hate for Jann Arden
I think it’s kinda fun OP. It’s like a goofy game I play. Since I’m up at 4am I go on FB and post the most obscure lyrics I can find, then my friends have to come up with the next line from the song. Brightens our days and it’s a good perk up.
Like this:
“Were you born an asshole,
Or have you worked it your whole life?”
WOW OP looks like you’ve helped ID the losers cuz they are just lining up in this comment string like a pack of uninventive dumfucks. This is a pet peeve of mine as well. Its kinda like that friend many of us have or have had that doesnt have ideas of their own and just participates in conversations by repeating what other people say or saying the same thing in a diff way. You can block friends who are repeat offenders but there is no app that can ID that there is a song lyric in a status update and then hide that update ralmn. The OP would still have to manually get rid of it which is much less help then folks just realizing what idiots they are. And newfie land export i have to disagree with you. The whole point of facebook and all those other things is that by broadcasting these things on these programs you are essentially making it their business. If it wasnt our business they wouldnt be sharing it would they. DUH.
Mysterious countdowns are the worst.
“only 15 days!!!”
I like when people need to draw meticulous attention to every little detail of their lives especially about who they think needs to grow up at this point or something related. Or if one person is pissed at another over something so stupid.
Haha Calvin said it. Or people saying “in love with someone” or something along those lines. Then when people begin to inquire, the poster won’t say. So why broadcast that in the first place, on a social networking service?
Sorry Calvin, that was my bad… I’m counting down the days until the NHL season starts… it’s supposed to be just for my hockey lovin’ friends… which begs the question…
Oh, song lyrics can’t be any worse than reading Jersey Shore quotes. I don’t see the cleverness or appeal behind 20 gals saying they’re the sweetest bitch we’ll ever meet.
i’m here rosie hey the leafs won and so did the jays. i am passionate about sports but only through other people…otherwise it’s just cool info^^
“It’s forty below and I don’t give a fuck, got my pickup truck and I’m off to the rodeo…” ~The Rodeo Song
And it’s allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya fuckin’ dummy get your right step right
/unfriend
See OP, it’s easy… but I noticed YOU didn’t answer the original question…
Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
Your lyrics do not contain cow or dog. Does this mean it isn’t country.
My feet on the table
And a Cuban cigar
facebook status updates are for little fucking kids, that have no life, and feel everyone needs to know when they shit last.
Sorry, BlackRose, but sometimes that just ain’t enough to keep a man like me interested.
NO WAY!
HP “I’m an asshole” Denis Leary?
martym wins the prize! See, this what I’m talkin’ about! And yeah it’s silly, but you try coming up with some lyrics at 5/6am… get the brain going! And it’s harmless. Thanks for playing along ladies and gents. 🙂
You got it Martym.
You’re up early today Rosie;)
Waiting for the break of day
Searching for something to say
Flashing lights against the sky
Giving up I close my eyes
Sitting cross-legged on the floor
I started deleting anyone who wrote lyrics for that stupid Airplane song or “Love the way you lie” in their status’. SOOOO annoying and unoriginal.
I completely agree with this bitch… I bitch about this exact thing all the time!!
NGF- add me to facebook… I’ll send you my real email later 🙂
It is annoying if you recognize the lyrics yea? Some string of words you don’t recognize but are still song lyrics are OK? When you perhaps learn they are lyrics you are annoyed?
My take on the problem here?
You spend way way too much time uhhh facebooking?
All your ‘friends’ listen to the exact same shit music you do – whatever you’re told to listen to.
Back away from the monitor and get your real status updated.
Walter – wants to be in the cavalry if they send me off to war.
I want a good steed under me, like my forefathers before. *Clop, Clop*
Isn’t FaceBook dead yet? Christ, even grandmothers are using it now.
you shouldn’t be on facebook then…
what about moi, purplefire, give it to me too. you sexy thang.maybe can do some fun things together,hint, hint.
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, “Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?”
“Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?”
“Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?”
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I’m laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn’t matter
Weird AL??
you betcha.
I’m good 🙂
well I don’t know many artists that would be in the running for lyrics like that….
how about some good old Corky….
“There I was just a minute ago
But I’m not there now, no
I’m here, here again
But a different here
An eternal here, and eternal now
And I’m walking, I’m moving
I see you
My eyes are looking
I know you’re there
Because at the end of my look you’re there
I have eyes in my head
And I love you
When I look at you, you sometimes see me
If you’re looking at me
And if you’re not looking, then you don’t
But I love you, I love you”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEKVJZa_gdE
My favourite movie quote of the week “Oh hi Mark” 🙂 please tell me someone knows what that’s from and I’ll love you! And I love putting lyrics in my statuses on FB. I don’t always do it but if I’m obsessed with a song while I’m in front of Facebook then it just happens. Some lyrics just make me feel too good ;D
Is it from The Social Network?
I’m going to guess ‘The Room’
Yeahss zZz :D! What a wonderful experince that movie was haha….you can make a drinking game out of how many times Johnny says “Oh hi _____”
I’m going to post lyrics to Rihanna/Eminem on PF’s wall just to nag her. Maybe some Dido also.
I would then have to remove you from my my fb NGF. I actually love Eminem, but I think it’s insane how many people post Rihanna’s lyrics from that song. I don’t think most of them realize how fucked up the song actually is…
That song is catchy, in a “oh my god it’s eating my brain” kind of way, but you’re right it’s waaaaay fucked up. Tie her to the bed and set the house on fire??
EXACTLY… and I know people legit go through relationships like that, BUT Rihanna is basically saying yeah it’s all good you can do whatever you want to me and we’re stil cool. Umm…. didn’t she just go through a domestic violence situation with Christ Brown?
I’m not going to lie, I sing along to the song when it’s on, I just feel like Rihanna is condoning it. Also something I feel is condoning domestic violence is that damn Teen Mom show. That crazy, nasty pig nosed bitch Amber is always beating on her baby daddy and NO ONE says anything. If they showed Gary punch her in the face there would be OUTRAGE. It shouldn’t be blown off when Amber beats him. She’s a crazy bitch and such an unfit mother.
An even better “The Room” drinking game would be to drink any time Johnny or anyone else in the movie does anything insanely awkward or has a hard time acting.
I haven’t been a fan of Eminem for years. I think my take on him was I got tired of listening to the same album themes (poor me, i’m white, my mom’s a whore, my girl’s a whore, etc.) after a while that I stopped listening. Plus I got into the whole house music shit and the rest is a boring history filled with electronica and bright lights.
Still waiting for your email, Purps.