Someone’s gotta call you out

IT’S AN EITHER-OR QUESTION

“Get your heads out of your asses and start involving people in your work who you haven’t slept with.” Tired of your bs

Why haven’t they started involving people in their work who they haven’t slept with? They haven’t started involving people in their work who they haven’t slept with because their heads have been up their asses. Why have their heads been up their asses? Their heads have been up their asses because it is impossible to sleep with someone while one’s head is up one’s ass. That is why they haven’t started involving people in their work who they haven’t slept with. How can they involve people in their work who they haven’t slept with when their heads are up their asses? It’s one thing or the other: Either their heads are up their asses or they can start involving people in their work who they haven’t slept with. They can’t have it both ways. It’s an either-or question.

A pleasure as always.

Cheerio!