Where the hell is my horoscope this week? Let’s just completely forget that the dates between March 20 and April 20 exist; good call. — Angered Aries
This article appears in Aug 7-13, 2014.
Someone fucked up
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Aries – if you put stock in horoscopes then this would be a good week to trade the family cow for some magical beans. Namaste.
You know the name of the astrologer who is syndicated and gets reprinted in The Coast. His name appears directly under the headline. Put his name in your search engine and chances are it will be #1 in the results. Click on that link and when the page loads go to your desired astrological sign and read away! Simple. Try it.
We Aries don’t exist so therefore we have free reign over everyone and everything. Feel free to do whatever you want OB. We have been given special permission. Watch out people!
Just use a scorpio one and you’ll have the same experience. Its an industry secret, trust me.
If you need a horoscope to dictate your life, you need to re-evaluate your priorities, ASAP.