We were in a downtown Chinese restaurant just after lunch yesterday. We were together, separately. What you would normally order was out of stock, so you tried the ginger beef on the waitress’s recommendation. We faced each other, tables apart.
All I could think was you looked like a very nice Dominant Daddy who could give a girl a nice spanking… and suddenly what I wanted wasn’t on the menu. Thanks for the fantasy. —The Hotter the Better
This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2011.
THB, montrealman has a spanking fetish, you could give hm a try.
Sorry couldn’t help it 🙂
My mouth dropped open reading this. Wow.
marvin gaye come to mind when i read this..*sexual healing*
came** i should start editing before i click submit 😛
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This is hot! Speaking as a Daddy of course… lol!
bullshit…
even anonymously, there’s no way this is plausible.
Why not?
Seeing a stranger and imagining them doing things to you… I’m sure ‘stranger’ (heh) things have happened before.
“a very nice Dominant Daddy ”
BLEHHHHHH
HAHAHA. There are some free-kay people in dis world, yo’.
well if this IS possible, why don’t you ever fucking SAY anything?
as a shy guy, a woman has no shot if she doesn’t pry open that bear trap and speak the fuck up.
passive beeeeotch.
I’ve a $20 says you could have had that paddling in about 3 hours if you’d done something about it.
Maybe she’s shy too? LOL. In that situation you’re BOTH fucked.
Seriously, though, what’s she supposed to do: just walk up and say “come back to my place, take allllll your clothes off and spank my naked ass.” while he’s eating his ginger beef? He’s probably choke on the beef if she did that.
I mean. Who does that?
Maybe I just don’t see how people end up bringing randoms home and fucking them. Like, logistically. How do you get to that point with someone? You meet them and within 5 minutes you’re leaving with them to go back to your place or theirs to fuck them? Do people really take an approach as direct as “you’re hot, wanna fuck?”? I have plenty of friends who do this, but they all seem to be quite vague on how they get to that point.
Well for starters, generally speaking there’s usually a pretty decent amount of alcohol involved. (Not that I have any firsthand experience with this sort of thing, mind you.)
well I wouldn’t open with anything containing “naked” and “spank”…
but it may work. I dunno…
sitting and staring isn’t going to get you far though.
Sure ya don’t, B, suuuuure 😉
You’re right on the sitting and staring. But even the most… well, even people like me who can talk to anyone at any time about pretty much anything can have some difficulty with the approach, y’know? Like, when it’s a stranger and you’re not drunk. Nothing really awkwards me out, but I think the aim here would be success and not to creep the other person out, no? And an approach of randomly starting convos with someone might make me look like a creepy creeper which wouldn’t exactly end in success.
Like, this guy I travel with every day on the bus. He’s adorable and I wouldn’t mind going out for coffee with him to get to know him a little bit better, but I just can’t figure out how to approach it. Especially with blackberries and ipods in the picture 😛
I don’t want to end up like the one in the tea bitch!
“I mean. Who does that?” PK – Think ‘grinding’
Haha you’re right, PK. I totally have bitches lining up around up the block at all hours of the day/night. 😛
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
But, what if you’re sober? And like, on the bus? Or in a restaurant? You can’t just go up to someone randomly and be all “hay baby, let’s fuck”…. well you COULD and your success rate would likely depends on whether you have a penis or a vag (penis = sexual harrassment charges/slap in the face; vag = success!, lol), but will your self respect still be intact afterwards?
Frig, is it time to go home yet? I’m exhausteddddddd and talking silly talk!
I knew it.
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Th is Love is hot as hell.
Good luck. Spanking is fucking awesome.
🙂
I’ve seen your biceps Paul.^^ Unless the spankee is a tad Junoesque you could spank her into the next time zone. Rawk!