I just love your new aluminum-free antiperspirant! When it mixes with my underarm sweat, it smells like pure cat piss. What a treat! —$2.99 Down The Drain
This article appears in Aug 16-22, 2012.
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Fuck the environment, fuck the concern about dangerous chemicals and fuck that whole “natural pheromones” shit. Here in humidity land some people need to go to work on their skankpits with nothing less than a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. Pure and Simple.
then we are really glad, that you are the one wearing it. no one wants to smell like a pussy, do they?
Now you smell ‘organic’!
ps, switch back.
save us all some grief.
this must be the other resident douchebag, looking for a new stink to wear everyone’s nostrils out.glad to be upwind of this one, the other little piggy loves the smell tho, reminds her of her sty home.oink fucking oink.
..or you could just wear no underarm deodorant at all, that comes aluminum-free as well. Deodorant covers natural pheromones as well if, in fact, we humans can smell our own pheromones. Regular washing (3/5 times a day) works as well as the smelly stuff.
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this must be the other resident douchebag
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I’m amazed at the improvement in spelling as of late.
Wp
p.s. Grampie Gary is funny
anyone suggesting that it is practical to wash your pits three to five times a day is asinine in my books.
In the morning, when you get home and before you go to bed. There’s three times right there GV nothing assinine about that. I sweat like a son of a gun and I work a physical job plus gym time, deodorants just give out. I find regular washing (no soap) reduces the odor and if it does that for me, super-sweater, I’m sure it would work for others.
here try this shit.
http://www.ehow.com/how_5506669_stop-arm-p…
and for all you others.
http://breastcoolers.com/tag/prevent-breas…
Troodon dood… you have a very physical job AND you don’t use soap or deodorant on those pits? Sowrry but you stink -I’m sure of it. You can deny it but its the phenomena of not being able to smell ones own funk.
Baking soda & lemon compresses work well for nature nuts. Or Lady Mitchem deodorant seems to be the best & strongest industrial strenghth BO blocker one out there.
The trick here no_fool is washing regularly, not obsessively but regularly. Sweat itself is odorless but the some of the organic compounds from things we have ingested may still have odor even after sweating them out. The main culprit though is bacteria, feeding on said organic compounds and dead skin.
Bacteria is mostly introduced to the pits and thrives in the hot moist environment but the barrier of hair catches it and prevents it from reaching the pit. So shaving the pits, a non-no if one wants to avoid odor. It removes the protective barrier and creates dead skin, more food for the tiny stinkers. Like a neon sign inviting them in.
I’m not saying I smell like a rose but I don’t stink either. My feet do because I find it a bit inconvenient to wash them regularly and I slack off on that.
TF, do you wear wool socks? pure wool, with no man made nylon etc. if you don’t, switching may help. they are more comfortable as well, if you wear work boots.
i think there’s a big difference between an unclean person’s smell, and the recent perspiration of a clean person with a reasonable diet. not the same at all.