“God bless your cotton socks”… Why is it that every person I’ve ever met who says “God bless” turns out to be an asshole? Go fuck the pope, you menopausal misanthrope! —You Know Who You Are

This article appears in Nov 17-23, 2011.

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  1. you may want to avoid Americans…
    they like to throw that around in regards to their country pretty heavily.
    Assuming from the onset that they’re all ‘assholes’ may not go over so well.
    You may be right…. but still.

    Oh, and be sure to sneeze in solitude as well…

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  3. Like god (if there is one which I highly doubt), has time to bless your fucking socks. I agree OB.

    PS; the pope needs to get laid anyway, so fuck away.

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  5. I’m not opposed to blessings or cotton socks especially the fluffy rainbow sparkle kind!!It’s like my boring work shoes are having a secret fiesta!!:D (I’m with you on the not liking A Holes bit though- probably sock haters!!)

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  7. Is that the same Pope who blesses all the pedophiles in the church? Don’t forget that there are religious places in Asia where menopausal women cannot enter……if bleeding, do not enter. Wait, that’s the motto hetero guys in Halifax go by also when taking a chick home.

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