I met you at a party on the weekend, I found you super charming and hilarious. You offered me your sock as a parting favour, I wish that I had accepted it, and gotten your number as well. Hopefully I’ll run into you sometime. —Disappointing Heart Button

This article appears in Aug 22-28, 2013.

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  1. anyone who would offer you his sock on first meeting is a KEEPER!
    when all else has withered away, worn out, dried up and sagged, sense of humour remains robust and lively. go get him girl. wave your retainer at him or something

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  3. Hopefully you’ll run into Mr. “Being a Human Being is Difficult”, he sounds like a shitload of laughs.

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  4. You’re absolutely sure that he wasn’t trying to start a spontaneous puppet show?

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  7. His mommy probably sewed his name and phone number in his sock ,which was why he tried giving it to u….Consider yourself lucky u didnt accept it.

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