To the two idiots chatting it up in the Killam 5th floor QUIET section: SHUT THE HELL UP!
No one cares about how your date went last night– not even the friend you’re talking to. I have a midterm in T-108 minutes and all I can concentrate on is the visualization I have of the outfit this guy wore last night.
It’s called a study area for a reason– people STUDY in here. Clearly this is something you girls don’t understand, seeing as how you have zero books or papers with you, and are simply feasting on chips, chocolate and Pepsi. I guess there was no where else on the entire campus you two could go to eat that shit. So not only do I have to listen to an annoying conversation about something we all don’t give a crap about, but also the sounds of crackling wrappers, crunching sounds and disgusting open-mouthed chewing– keeping everyone from concentrating on anything school related.
Do us all a favour and either get to studyin’ or get to steppin’ cause I’m about two minutes away from throwing in MY input on this guy you’re seeing, and honestly, it doesn’t seem like he likes you all that much. —HereComesTheYellowCoatBitches
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.
here’s a thought – go over to them and tell them to shut up or leave. It’s a study area. Personally, I’m a bitch so I’d call security/librarian/whatever…that is, if your University actually makes students follow the rules that is.
Were the two idiots male? Sure sounds it.
I feel your pain.
It amazes me that half of all trips to a library I can find that situation… girls snacking and chatting about boys they like and girls they don’t. How the fuck is there nowhere else to go to do that.
FFS, ANOTHER “people won’t stfu in the quiet section of the library” bitches? Get some goddamned BALLS and go over and ask them to stfu. Would take a lot less time than writing that bitch out — time you could use to study since your mid term is in t-minus 108 minutes…but I mean….if you have time to write that bitch instead of studying your mid term can’t be THAT important 😉