You know what? Just like females with small tits, men were never given the option on how big their penis is. So what if it is small, men still like small boobies. Our society should embrace small junk. Crazy thing is, guys are usually judged on their penis when it is flaccid. It is like judging a cake before it has risen. So what if my penis is 1 inch when soft. At least it has 2 states. Truth is that guys with small penises are usually a lot nicer to women and they also keep everything nice and shaved down there. —Baby carrot and cherry tomatoes
This article appears in Mar 3-9, 2011.
Sebastian?
I almost spit out my water when I read this.
Hopefully you can massage my g-spot with your wallet.
G what?
LOL….small. But the fact remains, a woman (or man) wants a guy who has got the meat. Odd thing is that chicks who are fat have big tits, but guys who are fat have small dicks because it’s buried under layers of lard and fat.
“But the fact remains, a woman (or man) wants a guy who has got the meat.”
So is THAT why you’re single and always bitching about the lack of manly men in halifornia, Sebastard?
I take exception to the statement that implies men with large junk don’t keep things nice and neat down there — I’ve experienced a range of penis sizes and the guy who was the most diligent about keeping things nice and neat was the guy who was on the larger side.
But, I’ll fully admit, that some of the best sex (taking the entire experience into account) I’ve had was with a guy who’s penis was kinda on the small side…so, I think you’ve got a valid point here. Thing about men with small penises is: you gotta know how to use it. And if your lady is rather “wide set” in the vajayjay department, it might not be much fun for either of you.
It’s all about sexual chemistry, I guess *shrug*
I’d rather a small penis than a big huge horse cock; I once dated a guy who had such a big penis it scared me just to look at it. One peek amd I knew I’d never sleep with him: it would be like giving birth, but in the opposite direction!
..sorry dude..can’t relate 🙂
yada, yada, yada, small dick, big fucking( or in your case, non fucking ) deal. they say, that it isn’t how much you got o.p., but how well you know how to use it.
i guess in your case, you never got much schooling there either? the old sucks never has to worry about either of those problems. and as for titties being small, big deal there too. just learn how to do the electrosucks, and everything will be just fine and dandy. works on other pats of the female body too, hint, hint.
I feel sorry for your situation OP. But there`s lots of nice women out there with great personalities that I`m sure would be very happy with you. Good luck.
…and by “great personalities” you mean ugly, amirite, RC? heehee
j/k 🙂
Also: I always assumed a guy’s penis size was judged when it was hard, not flaccid, OP? There are plenty of guys out there who have really little flaccid penises that get quite large while erect….
The grower vs the show-er debate, fantastic.
We have hands and fingers, we have mouths and tongues, we have elbows and forearms, we have other body parts that can and should be an awesome part of sexual connection.
Heaven forfend one of these guys (for example) breaks his back and can’t get it up. He would think his sex life is over.
Sexuality and intimacy is not dependant on the presence of a large penis, or even one at all.
No, smaller guys are NOT nicer to women. an ex was 5in on a good day, and a controlling asshole. My current partner is 7in, knows how to use it, and a perfect fit.
Ok. So far we had Bitch Twats, Bitch Tits and Bitch Dicks. What’s next Bitch Balls? Too big Too small. Too Dangly? Or did I miss that one.
You missed it, SC. Somebody complained that his dick & balls kept falling into the toilet 😉
Ladies, on a side note, what do you consider average? I’ve always thought of 7″ as ave.
“So what if it is small, men still like small boobies.”
No they don’t. I’ve been a card carrying member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee for an awfully long time and I assure you I’m not fending the fellas off with a stick.
Actually, jgoreham, I know a few people who are into little boobs. And some men just don’t care. And even still, some men are into asses and not tits. *shrug*
6 is actually considered average, hugo. Apparently 7 is considered ‘larger.’
I don’t get why it’s all about length though. Long and skinny is much less fun than shorter and fat. Plus the longer the penis, the better the chances are that it’s going to hit your cervix, which kinda hurts a bunch.
Girth is where it’s AT.
jgoreham, hmmmm, you got bittie titties, i’m so there. i love em all
I wonder what seb’s excuse is for being hung like an amoeba.
Is it possible to have an abnormally small cervix PK? Not that I think you’re the expert here, but more of an expert than anyone else I guess :P. I’ve just been waiting for 6 years for the pain associated with sex to go away. I thought it was only at the beginning of one’s sex life :(.
*anyone else here. Lawl. I’m sure my doctor could tell me but what an awkward conversation to have with an old lady!
I think your vag can be shorter — they come in all lengths and sizes, mel. Your cervix wouldn’t be smaller, so a penis could hit it easier. One way you can tell too is if you try to use tampons and you can feel them no matter how far you get them in (like you’re pushing and it just can’t get in any more and it hurts to keep pushing — that means the tampon’s hit your cervix). As well, if it especially hurts more in a doggie style position or if your partner and you are doing missionary and he’s not right on top of you (so you’re at a 90 degree angle) or he puts your legs on his shoulders then you likely have a shorter vagina because those positions are designed for deeper penetration.
Next time you go in for a pap (you’re getting your yearly pap tests, right?) ask your doc about it!
Trust me, Mel, that old lady’s heard it all!!!
If I can ask a little old man who speaks hardly any english about different birth control pills (gawd i hate fill in doctors!), you can ask a little old lady 😛
I thought we had a bitch about hairy balls last week, so yup balls, dicks, tits and vag, now we need some moob and ass bitches.
I’ve just had a PAP recently (and forgot to mention the pain)and had to go in after it, for something ELSE embarrassing haha, I feel like I’m overloading this woman. Next time I’ll try to remember :P! Usually my PAPs are pretty horrible though, pain-wise as well :(! And yeah, I can’t really be too creative with positions (unless I’ve been in contact with tequila) because most just hurrrrt! The BF doesn’t seem to mind though ;D, he said this reminded him of me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmCbjBzqsEI
A tilted cervix can be part of the problem, mel, but it’s more likely that your partner is not taking the time necessary to warm you up–to elongate the vagina. Foreplay isn’t just fun, it’s mostly necessary. And, if you’re tense, not only will you not elongate, but you will remain dry. Now while guys think a tight vagina is da boom, girls find it very painful, and mostly the tightness is due to lack of proper stimulation. So, just a tip, guys, if your girlfriend is a loosey-goosey than you can pat yourself on the back for doing a good job.
= )
As far as penis size goes, vaginas can adjust to a degree, so give it time and the vaginal muscles will tighten accordingly. That said, rabbit man is not a match for she-elephant, just as man bull is not a match for dove woman (Kama Sutra). But, as wheeliep said, sexual satisfaction is not dependent on the penis.
Painful PAP…hmmm. Have you mentioned that as well? I think if you had any abnormalities your doc would note it during your exam. So you’re likely alright there. But mine feel weird, but don’t hurt.
Maybe you have a sensitive cervix along with a short vag? lol.
What *I’ve* heard is fun is when doc do a membraine sweep on your cervix in order to stimulate labour in preggos. I hope I never have to get one of those :|
I’m with the suckster….. 😛
I am a cardholder of the hot, tight-ass fan club anyway. Anything up top is just a bonus.
“membraine sweep on your cervix”
Man, the doctor did that to me, and all the way home, I fought between throwing up and passing out. If they had warned me, I would have gotten someone to drive me that day–or even better, let my husband do it with his penis.
da boom…lol…sex is called boom-boom sometimes, but I meant da bomb, of course = )
Yup — those are the tales I’ve heard, Kim 🙁
lolz jgoreham, as I said in another bitch, I’m a past Sergeant at Arms of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
Like any type of physical exercise you should, as Kim says, ‘warm up’.
An orgasm will relax/open the cervix a little, so if your partner is bottoming out, try having an orgasm before penetration 😉
When your tits can spin like a propeller, you don’t worry about penis size.
Yeah, well, I don’t know about anyone else, but I don’t exactly feel like having sex right after I’ve had an orgasm, hugo. heehee 😛
LOL “itty bitty titty committee”
Curious — what do you guys who like the itty bitties consider small/medium/large? I’ve always wondered how boobs are judged by the non-fairer sex.
Oh the “warming up” is not the problem 😛 Most times I have to tell him to stop or I’ll just be done already teehee. And I don’t know if my parts will adjust, like I said I’ve been active for 6ish years now! And I didn’t think I had to mention I was in pain during my paps, as tears usually follow :(! I guess I’m just stuck with these genes. Maybe I’ll ask my mother about her cervix. HAH jk. I think she’s still hoping I’m a virgin ;D
Oh, its gets worse…
two days later, after I declined pain medication, the nurse realized that the baby was coming immediately, so she crossed my legs and told me to hold off because the doctor was in the middle of a breach birth in the other room.
Then, after a rather enthusiastic episiotomy, my freezing for stitches didn’t take, and when I told the male doctor that I could feel everything, he said I’m sure it’s not as bad as what you just went through and continued on.
Then, at my six week checkup, some male intern tried to force an IUD into me by repeated cramming it into my cervix. The female doctor, who popped it in with no problem, told him if there is resistance maybe he should check for a tilted cervix next time.
Had the sex been extraordinary, and not painful like mel’s, that would have been something anyway, but the whole thing from beginning to end was a series of humiliating and painful events. Having a woman’s body can really suck. So I learned how it works, and it doesn’t, and I established rules on others would handle my body.
melectric, I don’t know the proper name, but there’s ‘cock donuts’, a ring that fits around the base to limit penetration.
There isn’t a guy in the world that will be hurt when you tell him, his dick is too big.
PK, you’re kidding…right? Doesn’t one ‘O’, lead to another?
A is small, B & C are medium, D large. A small C is about as large as I like them 😉
OMG Kim, that’s HORRIBLE. Absolutely awful.
Cross your legs and wait for the doctor? You’d think they’d have more than one! My birth was filled with complications and a specialist was called in to deliver me!
…though today A LOT of doctors won’t deliver a breach baby — they’ll just cut you open. C-sections are necessary in a lot of cases, but are also unnecessary in a lot too. Thankfully the surgeon who delivered me was able to prevent my mom from having a c-section. Sure he had to yank me out with forceps and sure I still have a little scar from where it nicked my cheek, but that’s nothing compared to the pain my mom would’ve gone through after being cut open and then going home with a baby to look after. All c-section moms have my greatest sympathies!
Hugo: after the “O” I have about as much desire for any sexual activity as…a castrated male. lol.
But only for a little bit! However, I really have no desire to be penetrated right after I have an orgasm. *shrug*
I think I was lucky not to have had a c-section, as well, and I sympathized with women who did, so I was very surprised to hear the amount of women who prefer them–the main reasoning being that they get to skip the pain of vaginal birth and their vaginas don’t get irreversibly mutilated.
I am somewhat the same PK. The first O is always the best and most powerful, so I like that one to be with penetration ;D! Every O after that is hard to come by (hah) and takes so much energy out of me and I’m usually covered in sweat. I’m someone who likes the sex before the dindin/movie/outing, because of my IBS so it sucks to have to take time to shower after or risk going out in public looking hideous and greasy!
And just because someone had to do it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX380vS_Mzs
Lots of questions here that haven’t been answered?
http://www.talksexwithsue.com/index2.html
Don’t despair OP! Many people mistakenly believe that a big dick produces an orgasm (and it does…for the guy) but in actuality it is not the size of the penis that matters. It is the size of the man’s brain that matters. A good lover is one that blows your mind. This can be achieved by men of any penis size if they apply themselves appropriately. Yet the phallic fallacy continues. Penisless lesbians know that a penis is not even necessary for good sex. In fact, I’ve heard many hetero women complain that male penetration usually only produces an orgasm for the male, hence the necessity for females of ‘faking it.’
“after the “O” I have about as much desire for any sexual activity as…a castrated male.”
Aw, hell. That sucks.
In the time after my spinal cord injury I did a lot of “research” to find out what I was and how I wanted to do it. I knew I was straight, but at 22, had no sweet clue about the *real deal* behind being a good lover/partner to a woman.
In my travels I came across(hi-Yoooo!) the word “coreplay” as a replacement for the word “foreplay”, meaning all that stuff you do before penetration can be the main course because it is so intimate and pleasurable for both partners. I have toyed with writing an article about this, based as an answer to all those V**gara commercials that show happy men who had boners, that suggest the only way to be sexually satisfied is to get an erection and put it in something.
Without being too specific about my “condition”, I have had a great sex life since my injury because I have discovered the “secret” that intimacy is the goal, not boners. Coreplay is awesome. Everyone gets off, and the pressure for an erection is off too.
Post-injury has been more satisfying than pre, and knowledge and perspective have made all the difference.
In my opinion, of course.
My name is WheelieP, and I love women.
Bravo Wheelie.
PK… I’d say about the size of a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s should be enough. I’ll have mine without mustard, pickles and onions please.
WheelieP:
you make me want to push every man I see down a flight of stairs = p
wheelie- i say if you have valuable insight you should definitely write an article- maybe even a journal or a book! I’d say everyone could not only benefit from what you have to offer (ahem….. especially the ladies!!) but would also be inspired.
Mark me down for one please. Book that is 😉
HAHA…. *groan* … sigh… *shakes head*… LMAO @ Kim!!!
Okay, how the FUCK can you compare boobs to cheeseburgers?
*shakes head* Only you…onlyyyy you. *shakes head some more*
Mel — the second one for me is usually the strongest, it’s just after the first one it takes a while before anything turns me on enough to even HAVE an orgasm. 😛
Also: great job, wheelie on embracing your sexuality post-injury! 🙂 I totally hear ya on the key being great intimacy. That’s always been the best part for me 🙂
In any event, this thread is getting a little too personal for me — so I’m done (well, with using personal examples, that is)! 😛
You guys will like this …
“A new German study proves that staring at a woman’s breasts is actually healthy!
500 men participated in the study, of which half were told to avoid looking at women’s breasts for 5 years, while the other half were told to oggle those suckers on the reg and guess what?
Men who took in the sights that the female chest has to offer more often had lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate, and lower blood pressure.
Who knew?
The authors of the study recommend guys take in about ten minutes of ta-ta’s a day to stay “healthy”.
So next time your wife or girlfriend catch you sneaking a peek at a passing pair of boobs, remind her you’re only doing it for your health! “
i can haaz boobburga?
Best. Bitch. Ever.
And PK and Mel..After your first “O”!!
Freg you guys. I’m one of the unlucky ones.
Good for the guy I guess because I can just keep going. Bad for me.
f.a., you are a true women, if you can keep it up after the first orgasm. a lot of females don’t want to do anymore. and i love to have my partner, hit the ceiling or more times, before i even get in the saddle.
i am a firm beliver in what i like to call mind sex, it helps to just relax and let the male, do most of the task at hand. then when the time is right, usually after the females 4th. time going, the male should be able to get on, and then get it off.
and the partner will be happy as a little bug in a rug. if you guys need knowledge, read a fucking book on it, there are a zillion of them out there. make yourselves the best sex partner your mate will have, and you will never have to worry about noky ever again. even if the female was a one nighter, she’ll look you up again, trust me there. it’s like having their own private little gold mine.tell the truth ladies, if the guy is really good, but ugly as fucking sin, you would do them again and again, right. same with most of us guys. who cares what she looks like in the light, it’s what happens after they go off.
A ‘true woman’? What the hell is that? Didn’t any of your books tell you suckulous that many women are too sensitive after orgasm and don’t WANT to be touched anymore despite how many more times YOU’D like them to get off? What about what THEY like? Do your books say anything about blowing your partner’s mind as the pathway to the BEST sex? And what’s with the fucking lights being off? Can’t even see anything that way! I like my women attractive so I can leave the candles on.
I got the impression fa’s dilemma was not even getting to the first orgasm, an all too common scenario. I’m not sure what that says about ‘true men.’
I think the Germans made a movie about that study . . .
“Die Männer, die am Busen starren”
haha, I’m with Oceanchick on this one. LS, you couldn’t even bring me to an orgasm once let along four times hahaha..
“True Woman” *rolls eyes*
good god.
I think I’m learning a little too much about you people…
You may claim to show restraint when it comes to the nasty but y’all have no restraint talking about it.
Well, one would deduce that a thread about small junk would derail into a chat about sex in general….so….you could’ve just, you know, NOT read it. 😉
Impossible PK- it’s like driving by a car accident. You know you’re likely to see shit you can’t wipe from your memories, but you stare nonetheless. Unfortunately, I have read some shit in here I will not be able to wipe from my memories.
You should all be thankful I have not given my 9 1/2 cents worth.
Well, that’s fine, but if that’s the case there’s no need to bitch about it. Just read it and move on. Anything else is just bitching for the sake of bitching.
Oh wait. Zed bitching for the sake of bitching…ok nevermind. 😛
And I’d say most of the stuff in these comments have been tame (at least on my part). You should know that by now, jonno. 🙂
LOL esposito
… & 9.5 cents, oh ok.
I don’t think my brain works like this:
http://iforce.co.nz/i/qlwb1nsx.tsp.jpg
and believe me, if I could, I would.
Yeah, but you’re a smart guy — I’m sure your deductive reasoning skills aren’t lacking.
heh heh heh…P.K. You’re comment # 69 😛
Yay for maturity!
Which is ironic because I *hate* 69.
With a passion.
Ugggh me too! It’s so awkward! I can’t focus on two things at once like that haha. I can either put all my focus into what I’m doing and it’s awesome, or I can focus on what the other person is doing and it will suck for them. Er, it won’t suck for them…or something…
All I have to say is this: Giggity Giggity.
ok, I’m not reading any more of this thread…
I’d try to hijack but I’m sure just making mention of ‘hijacking’ is encouraging people to type some comment about how they love to jack off over the edge of buildings or something.
Didn’t I suggest that like 5 posts up?
“ok, I’m not reading any more of this thread…”
I agree! Some things should remain priavate, srry y’all.
I like 69, 6 AND 9.
I like 3, 57 and 8.
They’s GREAT numbers.
These are kept private because it’s an anonymous site :D!…most of the time.
emphasis on “most of the time” 😛
HAHA. True dat ^^
“My name is WheelieP, and I love women.”
Careful, wheels! Sebastian will think you’re making a personal comment against him, label you homophobic, get the comment deleted and call his local MLA, MP and maybe the Supreme Court of Canada.
True dat ^^
The person I am seeing now, told me what made her want to be in a relationship with me, was I was an unselfish lover. That I made her orgasm more than once while being intimate & I realise that a pause after she orgasms, is all that’s needed before having more fun. (a little cuddling goes a long way)
Pounding the ass off a woman may be how its done in just about every porno, you’ll ever see! That doesn’t mean that’s the best way to sexually satisfy your partner !
@ oceanchik…seeing you comment on hetro sex, when you are a proclaimed lesbian…makes me laugh.
Supposedly laughter is good for you ~:)
Tell us something we didn’t already know, More.
You mean, it’s not a good thing when a woman has to check to see if I’ve ‘fucked the shit’ out of her? Oh noses, I’ve been doing it wrong ;(
“was I was an unselfish lover. That I made her orgasm more than once while being intimate & I realise that a pause after she orgasms, is all that’s needed before having more fun”
Vom inducing.
Hey More, this lez has had hetero sex so I am qualified to make comments, and even comparisons between hetero and gay sex.
Studies have been conducted that indicate the vast majority of hetero women do not have a ‘happy ending’. In the words of Elaine Benes, “fake, fake, fake, fake”.
Just because it’s girl on girl, doesn’t mean the girl automatically knows what she is at.
Just saying
Boys can do anything a woman can do to a woman, and then some ;D.
True 1fa1, but owning the same equipment does give them the advantage of knowing how it operates. Witness Seinfeld’s “The Beard” when Elaine tried to convince a gay man to ‘switch teams’:
Jerry: I don’t understand it. You were having such a great time, the sex, the shopping.
Elaine: Well here’s the thing. Being a woman, I only really have access to the, uh… equipment, what, thirty, forty-five minutes a week. And that’s on a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who *own* this equipment, and have access to it twenty-four hours a day, their entire lives?
Jerry: You can’t. That’s why they lose very few players.
That being said there are plenty of people, gay or straight, who really don’t have a lot of expertise. Some lovers are just more conscientious toward their partners needs rather than their own.
Nice Goin’ Fat likes to rub his tiny flaccid penis in the still warm entrails of freshly disemboweled white children. It makes him feel powerful, he hopes to absorb their innocent blood into his own and somehow drown his perversion and sickness. He particularly likes to open the colon and rub their pure feces and blood into his skin.
Ha! I win!!! You all fucking suck at this. You fucking suck.
…. uh good job, Sebastard’s alias account.
Nope, you prove how much you suck you sick fuck.
Hahaha! You liked that didn’t you? Perverted cunt.
Either that or oldhand is back from rehab! 😀
This is going to be fun.
But do you do Bar Mitzvah’s?. Admittedly the act doesn’t much sound like my cup of tea, but todays young people are much hipper and edgier. >; )
Yeah I’d say either Oldhand or Benjamin Netanyahu.
Netanyahu would try calling me a war criminal because he is though. Oldhand just comes up with lame stuff that kids were saying back in grade 4.
Fuck. Just ignore the troll, guys.
IGNORE THE TROLL.
YOU’RE EITHER WITH ME OR YOU’RE WITH THE TROLLS.
…though I dont’ claim to be a warlock! hahaha
Notify Alpha Squad. Troll Alert in Sector 7-G
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J-y2rFfny8
HaHa – Nerdz rawk. Still living up to your name, fille d’agonie?
affirmative captain…but the boy and his squeeze are arriving on friday and that will help distract me^^
Still a distinct shortage of works by a certain atheist/scientist. Bookseller scuttlebutt says that Hitchens is buying them all up for his funeral pyre.
OooooooooH. >: 0 – Oh no I di-int. Oh Yes. I did.
How long will they be visiting?
Oh PG — your boy’s squeeze is lucky you’re the boy’s mom! Some boy’s moms are kinda sucky 🙁 I hope any boys I make my squeeze have awesome moms like miss bread girl 🙂
merci mon cher, i am a good witch^^they are here til wed. she has never been to new scotland. i’m looking forward to lots of gabbing
Still laughing ~:)
http://stress.about.com/od/stresshealth/a/…
I’m late on this but it sounds like the chick with the short vag and crooked cervix or whatever is a great match for the OP! Look for girls who have had pain during sex! There must be some kind of forum or dating site out there sorevag.com?