This message goes out to the people who are drinking in the park! I am so sick and tired of seeing your FUCKEN beer cans in the park, you beer drinkers. Why the fuck can’t you just drink your stupid beers at your house, you fucken assholes! News flash: get this through your thick drunken heads! The park is not a place to drink at, you idiots! Go and drink at your houses, for god sakes! and no more drinking through the night either, you stupid beer drinkers! we are getting so sick and tired of your drinking problems up here in the park! Obviously you beer drinkers have a problem of drinking in the park, for fuck sake! It is not a place to drink, you fucken idiots! if you want to drink, go to the bars, you assholes! And I do hope you’re reading this message! Like, what is wrong with you?! Can’t you go and drink at the bars, you alcoholics? What is so hard about that? Hmmm…..no you have to go and drink your stupid little beers up in the park cause you fuckers think it is one big free drunk up there, do you?! And you guys think it is all fun and games when you drink up in the park, don’t you? News flash, here is a thought for ya’! Get a fucken better life! Fuck off with the beer drinking up in the parks! Stop drinking your fucken life away and do something with your life for fuck sakes! –GET A BETTER LIFE!
This article appears in Jul 3-9, 2014.
It’s probably a bunch of 16 year olds who can’t go to a bar. Since they are teenagers i’m gonna go ahead and guess they don’t have much in the way of respect for a park let alone your anger over the beer cans. I doubt it’s a bunch of 30 year olds who go to the park everynight so their wives don’t know where they drink.
OP: “Hey dudes , can I have one of your beers?”
Hipster Park Beer Drinkers: ” Like, no. Buy your own PBR, Ashton Kutcher. HAHAHAHAHAHA”
OP: “Stupid hipsters and their stupid public beer drinking party for jerks. I’ll show them…”
And so he did.
I agree, don’t make a mess of the park, re-cycle your shit. But christ, lighten the fuck up (wo)man! The weather’s beautiful, not everyone has a big beautiful back yard, and fuck 7 dollar patio beers! Viva drinkin’ in the park after dark!!! Brown bag that shit.
to summarize
drinking.. in park
idiots drinking …in the park
you don’t like idiots drinking … in the park
how do you feel about parking in the park?
IS there a parking lot in the park so you can park in the park when you park?
they are waiting for a nice by to come and relieve them of their sperm.
It’s amazing you can walk on the street in a certain communist country with a beer in one hand and smoking on a big cigar in the other with no problem. Yet here in Canada the Lefties try to tell you when/where/what you can smoke, drink, eat, and what you are allowed to think and what you can or cannot say.
I personally don’t care if people drink in the park, and I imagine same with op. it’s the mess and the noise. if someone wants to sit in the park on a nice bench and spoon with their honey and a glass of wine or two, or a beer, or frigging shots. who cares? as long as they aren’t pissing all over (or having a dump and leaving it there for someone’s dog to eat – my personal pet peeve) and yahooing til all hours. who cares?
Meh!
I piss in the woods, so fucking sue me.
I piss in the woods too, but they’re my own woods!
What GDM said…as long as they throw the condoms in the trash can ….I’d rather pick up beer cans than junkie’s needles.
I’m so sick and tired of crapping.
I understand not being happy with drunk people urinating, yelling, littering, etc. but drinking beer in public is not bad. It just depends who is drinking. It should only be against the law if the person is being obnoxious or destructive.
klyde, you have to stop eating if you want to stop pooping.