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dear human’s, please take the time to shut the fuck once in awhile. nothing u say is important. trust me, i’ve been around awhile. —a tree… yes, tree’s can write too
This article appears in Aug 7-13, 2014.
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“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? Maybe, if they screamed all the time for no good reason” – Jack Handy
Halelujah!
So called “smart” phones are one of the most annoyong inventions ever when in the hands of the stupid. I’m very tired of people walking down the street or sitting in public places having loud conversations with their phones. It is not, I repeat not, necessary to yell into the device to be heard. Most of what you are saying is complete gibberish, anyway. And, can’t you stand to be alone with your own thoughts for a few minutes or do you find yourself that inane?
And don’t even get me started on the dorks standing in the way on the sidewalk or walking with their heads down while they look at whatever it is that is so important on their phone. Trust me. It can wait. Don’t be what Hanibal Lecter referred to as “free range rude”.
once you have hugged a noisey logger, you’ll never go back to trees. just saying.
trees may write but they sure as heck can’t punctuate.
knock it off already with the apostrophe on plural.
the only good tree is one we can cut down and sell for a good rate
cel phones and their ilk, are a modern day plague.
Ivan, that might be the best quote ever.
Make me shut up :p