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dear fellow south enders,
snow on the ground is not an excuse to leave your dog’s crap on the street. I have a dog. I pick up after him. Why would I do that you ask? Snow or no snow – shit is still shit – and no one likes to have shit all over the place. —cantastandallthepoo
This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2015.
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You “canta stand all the poo”? Italian are we?
What’s Italian for astronauts? Specimen. Haahahhaha ha!
There’s your laugh for this Wednesday. Now get shovelling!!
You should feel fortunate it’s not in your kid’s snow fort.
And that you’re permitted to post something online-especially here…
It’s called privilege.
ARISTOTLE’S LAW OF IDENTITY
“Snow or no snow – shit is still shit.” cantstandallthepoo
Clearly, the bitcher is appealing to Aristotle’s first law of logic, “The Law of Identity” (A is A).
While there may be snow or no snow on the ground this can only be seen as contingent circumstance which in no way affects the substantive issue, shit is still shit and continues to be so I spite of other conditioning environmental factors. Well done! Hats off to the bitcher for invoking Aristotle’s the principles of logic to carry the day.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/748/133/755…
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Please read then sign.
C’mon, ya knows it’s biodegradable.
with glee, froggy, with glee!
With pleasure Sir Froggie.
Someone’s signing the petition from Rumania? Fishy, very fishy. Is this entrapment? Has Hing Frogg become the Mod’s lieutenant?
I remember years ago when nobody picked up after their dogs. It made for a really nasty spring experience crossing The Commons. Once the snow melted it exposed a winter’s worth of frozen dog turds that then thawed and released their perfume all at the same time. Putrid, to say the least!
^^^”Has Hing Frogg become the Mod’s lieutenant?”
It would indeed be a topsy turvy world if the mod made Hingg Frogg “her bitch”!
Like just about anything you could mention this bitch reminds me of something else (I think the term is free associating). Cantastandallthepoo remind me of the song called Istanbul (not Constantinople)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgc3F1XZTAw
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you’ve a date in Constantinople
She’ll be waiting in Istanbul
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can’t say
People just liked it better that way
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can’t go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That’s nobody’s business but the Turks
frozen dog pooh is so much easier to pick up and carry around than the melting, gooey mess if left. so people will usually clean their own yards, but once out in public spaces, they become blind.
and its usually the assholes who feed their dogs crap food which makes their poop HUGE and smelly.
molly is fed up with the snow, and she’s a newfie. (am I gonna get banned for that possibly derogatory term?)
This message is for Sir Hing Frogg from the ghosts of Chuck Yeager and Col. Ivan Sonofabitch.
Thank you my friend, Spasibo Tovarisch.
Who says one can’t rise from the grave?
Please don’t shoot, I’m only a messenger.
Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.
You guy’s in Halifax are really in for a treat when 2 + months of frozen dog shit all thaws out about the same time !
oh well , yer safe for a couple more days for sure ….
Mr. Yeager has been banned?
Big Sister DOES exist. With a 2×4 DELETE key.
Freedom of speech died on this forum a long time ago. Perhaps we need to start up a ‘Love the Way We Kvetch’ forum, independent from the Coast. Instead of one single-minded person as moderator, we could have a team of mods, headed by former members of this LTWWB forum.
Or we could call such a forum ‘Public Enemas’. The Coast’s LTWWB moderator would be the first on our public chopping block.
Watch that, boy.
But Eggy how about all that fertilizer to make the grass so green. LOL.
problem with a non-public forum is that there is no fresh stuff to chew on. just same old same old. I tried the kijiji forums. with the coast being a ‘newspaper’ anyone can submit a bitch, which we all get to rip and rend. on a private forum, who would know how to find us to give us our daily flesh?
Advertise in The Coast?
^^^”Or we could call such a forum ‘Public Enemas’. The Coast’s LTWWB moderator would be the first on our public chopping block.”
That would make her “Public Enema Number One”!
What about establishing a twitter group? Should be public enough, don’t you think?
Hashtag #bannedfromltwwb.
Yes, Eggie, our version of Frank’s ‘Wanker of the Week’. ‘Top Turd of the Town’ also has a nice ring to it.
I simply couldn’t resist.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/79/79e64ed210…
i only come here for the pictures of dogs and cats^^
I put some suet seed cakes out for the birds. The older ones are keeping the younger ones away. I don’t like that. I’m gonna’ delete them.
^^^ dogs and cats^^
Cats getting stuck in stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA5-2UaTk6M
Comments under 140 characters. I like that. Get-to-the-Point.
“You can’t put an old head on young shoulders.” Tony Beets, GOLD RUSH
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Moderator…
I absolutely cannot keep most of my posts below 140 characters. that is why I failed at tweeting.
#freetheivan http://i.imgur.com/MGD5GiG.jpg