We been casually hooking up for a month, now it ends. Why? Hmmm, I don’t know, maybe it’s your morning farts (total turn off by the way) and the fact that you stopped giving me gas money for driving you home. Hate to burst your bubble, but your company ain’t worth this. There won’t be another hook up. —Some Single Guy
This article appears in Apr 4-10, 2013.
Maybe your cock wasn’t worth the gas money.
OP women ARE human too.Women fart just like you do ShitFace.
So, lemmie get this straight: she fucks you, probably lets you put your dick in her mouth, and you expect gas money?
ELLE-OH-FUCKING-ELLE.
An unfortunate bi-product of the feminist movement was that it turned men into cheap, smug little shits like this guy. With the death of chivalry came the death of the free dinner…but now it’s gotten so bad a bitch can’t even get a drive home. Regardless, OB, you wasted your time posting this rant. Your girl don’t give a shit about you anwayz – Cuz no girl who was interested in a guy would lift her leg and let one blast right in front of him. She obviously don’t giveafuck if she gets that dick again or not. She never wanted you, her batteries just died that day, fartsniffer.
Agree with PK, Boru & Milk N Juice here. You make her sound like hired “help”. Cheap bastard! I can only imagine where you’d take her to dinner! Then again, that likely didn’t happen ever. Tsk Tsk!
Lol, gas money!!!!! What a broke-ass loser you must be. Lol, gas money!!!! LOLOLOL!!!!
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I don’t wanna TOOT my own horn, but jeezum:
I’s a funny maafackaa.
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She lifted her leg and gave you gas, jackhole, a whole stinky cloud of it. If you’re looking for a woman who doesn’t fart, get yourself a mannequin and a drill, you cowardly fucktard.
wel i wish icood get sum eh ol woman.hormons is ded she ses. yeh rite. she ses that AFER tha wedin. nothin for ol tubunit. nothin but storbot cookees. bythe wa ol woman suparstor got choclatchip cookees on sal 2 for 4$. pik up som on yer wa hom sins yu ate the restof thos oros. bich,.
OMG are you serious? Wow, you sound like just a horrible excuse for a man. And for the posters who insist that all women fart. I don’t. Sorry. Ladies do NOT fart. In fact I don’t even say that ‘fart’ word in public. That is disgusting. Ewwww~
How long have you been holding it Boomy? That’s not good for you. One of these days you’re going to accidentally stick yourself and “kaboom”. Massive methane explosion.
Hmmm…I don’t think it’s asking too much to chip in for gas once in a while, it’s expensive after all. And they were only ‘casually hooking up’. Don’t get me wrong, I know how to wine and dine a lady but a brotha can’t be flipping the bill all the time, at least not on my salary.
^^….and we meet the cheapo ^^
I just spent 150 bucks taking my girl out this weekend, fool…so I dunno about cheap. You’re the one expecting the man to pay for everything. So maybe you’re cheap?
and i bet she’s crying her eyes out reading. very nice guy you be, charging her gas money after fucking her. what a dooooooooshe.
LMAO, good one no_fool!
Just to be clear, I’m not the author of this bitch…though I’m getting the feeling from these comments that it’s been a LONG TIME since anyone has wanted to take you ladies out, hasn’t it? LOL
Well said Z!
Boomy, dah-ling.
You may not pass wind consciously but ask your doctor if it is physically possible to never do so. Even if by some miracle of God you truly never farted in your life nobody believes you.
I remember when my boyfriend and I were first dating a decade ago and he (being 16) thought it would be funny to repeatedly fart in my direction while watching a movie with his mother. She started telling him off and I just said “I got this” leaned over and let one rip on his leg. True love I tell ya!
This lady farts, poops, gets sweaty when she works out and occasionally has HORRIFIC morning breath.
DEAL WIDDIT!