I am an almost-30 unsocial virgin shut-in with a furry fetish. Fuck my life. —Sigh
This article appears in Oct 2-8, 2014.
So I’m kind of a loser
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Well OB, it could be worse. You can’t change the fact that you’re almost 30 or that you have a furry fetish, but you can do things to get out more and work on not being so much of a shut-in. Join a club, volunteer, take a class – find something that you enjoy doing that can also be done in a group setting. Once you get used to being around like-minded people you will likely become less shy over time and then maybe change your virgin status, if that’s what you want. Nothing wrong with being a virgin, no matter your age. No need to disclose your fetish right away, either. In any good relationship trust and respect should come before sex anyway (this is a two way street, you have to give to get). Once you find someone you are comfortable with, who you feel trusts and respects you, go ahead and tell them what you like, you might be surprised at how willing she/he is to get involved in your fetish. And don’t be too hard on yourself, a lot of people have some ‘weird’ thing that turns them on and those people are usually way more fun to fuck.
Sincerely,
Ho!s+ Savage
You aren’t a loser. You’re your own person and you’re making your own path in life. Ho!s+ Savage has given you some mint advice. Take your time and ponder how best to apply it to your life.
Good Luck to you, Brother.
You Do have a kindred spirit out there,you just haven’t met her yet.
Dude, you are NOT a loser! Sex is not the be all and end all of life. Sounds like you need to get out there and meet people. It can be tough if you’re shy, but there are awesome people out there who will probably think you’re awesome, too, once you meet them.
Perhaps you need some counselling for your shyness? Perhaps you’re suffering from agoraphobia?
Hang in there, bud. And follow hoist savage’s great advice!
Do you think you are a Loser, OB? Or, do you believe people will think you are a loser if they knew what you know?
The Captain has been presented with no evidence thus far that would indicate a ‘Loser’ – whatever that is…
– Knowing your kinks is healthy, better than burying them deep down and denying them, or not being able to enjoy them at all!
– Your age is just the number of times you’ve orbited the sun. There’s happy healthy 5 year olds, and happy healthy 95 year olds. When will you decide to start feeling happy?
– Socializing is not mandatory, and does not make you a ‘better’ person. If you feel uncomfortable in social situations, which many people do, avoid them and enjoy less anxiety.
The Captain believes more people need to start defining for themselves what it means to be happy and healthy.
Furries are lame. Nobody wants to get it on with some weirdo who dresses up like a giant stinking care bear.
Mary Bore When OP finds the right person for him, they will love and respect him enough not to care what his sexual fetishes are….That’s the funny thing about real love
Well you know about the internet so that’s the first step. Go join some furry fetish forums. Go to one of those furnall conventions. I assure you someone will pop your furry cherry. GET OUT THERE!
WWJD?
Jesus would ask daddy to make him a furry playmate.
Do you suffer from Aspergers Syndrome?
Jebus, Captain almost sounded like he was channeling MM for a sec there…
Gotta watch that, sir. I’d hate to have to slap ya, but I will.
Hermits can be cool too.
You just wouldn’t know it because you never find out about them.
Lots of people aren’t ‘people person’ kinda people.
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Is the Captain channeling MM, or does MM channel the Captain…???
….. that should keep him busy
Honestly, 99 time out of 100 The Captain will dislike any person met. Not that those individuals are aware of that fact; there’s many things that can be hidden behind a charming smile 🙂
dr molly prescribes an extended stay at home cuddled up with a shag rug.
5 cents pls
“Mary Bore When OP finds the right person for him, they will love and respect him enough not to care what his sexual fetishes are….That’s the funny thing about real love”
did you marry the first person who you went out on a date with?
I love that everyone assumes op is a dude- the gents here seem to identify.
Of course, Jenny. It may be 3 decades in the past, but I can still recognize a fellow citizen of that lonely country. And, if the OP is a girl, the pain is still the same.
Jenny G, you’re right, I did assume that OB was male. I still think they are a male. I’d have said the same thing to either gender though. I’m not lonely, anti-social, I’m not a virgin, nor do I have a furry fetish or consider myself a loser…you don’t need to identify as something to have empathy for another person. Nice try fembot.