Okay well today my toilette plugged all up and I used one of those dollar store cleaning things the plastic with the brush like thing’s on it the bottom fell of and know the toilette is even more clogged i tryed to remove it but it did not work out also I do not have money for a plumer what do i do any suggestion’s?
— lala mad
This article appears in Jun 4-10, 2009.


What you need to do is pour two 2 litre jugs of coke down your toilet, and some vinegar and ketchup. Put some relish in there as well. Leave it in there for 3 nights in a row and your toilet will be brand new.
Suck it up and remove the bottom of the brush with your hand(s) or a coathanger if necessary. Then get a PLUNGER and use that to move the shit. Just take the lid off your tank and then flush and as soon as you flush, plunge the hell out of the shithole for a few seconds. Repeat as necessary. The lid needs to be off the tank because you can stop the water from overflowing by lifting up the black ball inside it and propping it up with something. If you didn’t know.
Good luck. PS you can look up anything practical under the sun on GOOGLE. Please make a note of it.
Your laughable sentence structure completely threw me off. Come again?
Step One: grow at least half a brain.
Step Two: practice using said brain with Google.
Step Three: once you’re used to having a brain proceed to step four
Step Four: stop using a bitch forum to look for advice on how to unclog a toilet
Yeah, I think that what you should do is go back to high school and pay more attention during round two of English 101. Although, it does sound so much more classy when you call it a toilette!
it is in there pretty deep dono what to do i tryed a coat hanger:(
Well lala, it looks like you’ve taken a pretty manageable problem of a clogged toilet and by stuffing a toilet brush down the drain turned it into one that is best handled by a professional plumber. Suck it up, spend the cash, call a plumber and get your toilet fixed. Good luck.
Start jamming your hand in there or squatting in a bucket. Or you can sell your computer etc. borrow some money and hire a plumber.
Well using the right tool for the right job usually helps. A toilet scrubber is totally useless for a clogged toilet. Most smart people will use a TOILET PLUNGER.
yeah, I’d go the plunger route as well….
suction is a powerful thing, just ask yo mama.
Fish’s idea would work… IF you can avoid using the thing for 3 days. It might get pretty rank otherwise.
I fixed a problem like this myself once! Drain the water from your toilet by turning the water off & then flushing the toilet once or twice. There might be tiny bit of water left but don’t worry about it. Unscrew the base of the toilet from the floor so you can then reach up into it from the bottom and pull out the brush. It worked for me after I accidentally dropped the base for my razor into the toilet- just as it was flushing.
And get this, ‘Sham Wow guy’ I’m a girl! Go figure!!
And by the way, your handle is really dumb!
Sounds like a BJ is in order!!! No money required!!!
Well perhaps if you didn’t flush your Dictionary down the toilet the shitter wouldn’t be clogged and your spelling might improve…..
You can get one of those plungers+drano and use that
Go outside 😛
Scooby, although good advice, Op used a toilet scrubber for unclogging the toilet and you think he/she will be able to follow your advice? Call a plumber before you have to spend more money on it.