We met through your cousin and I remember your right thumb was hurt from hockey. That night I remember watching you and listening you speak to someone about your ex…I don’t think you were over her. And somehow I asked you out and somehow everything worked out for us. And then I moved. I miss you and I think about you every day. I don’t want to live so far away. I thought I’d be OK but maybe I’m not. I miss you so much. I’ve never met anyone like you. I’m very much in love with you.
—Missing my baby
This article appears in Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2009.


Hey, you’ve probably never met anyone like me, either. Let’s hangout some time!
Seriously though, I’m sure you’ll get over him. There’s almost 7 billion people on this planet to choose from. I’ve felt the same way about girls before, “ohh I’ve never had anyone like her and now she’s gone, how will I ever go on,” until I realize she wasn’t that special and I meet someone else. It could be you! Lemme know.
Thanks for reading:) So who are you mystery man?
I’m qpmzwonxeibcruv, but my buddies here call me Q. I’m 24 and live in Halifax. Who are you?
I’m a hopeless romantic willing to wait for my man!
I can be your new man. All you need to do is be hot.
I’m startin to get jealous of qpmzwonxeibcruv… Why does he get all the attention? Move aside buddy, and share the spot light with some of us common folk :p
*Blushes*. Ohh you, stop it!
And remove those headphones IMMEDIATELY!
qpmzwonxeibcruv, if it makes you feel any better, that’s not actually a picture of ME… But if you look hard enough on Deviant Art you MIGHT find something :p
In my never-ending quest to see nice pairs of boobies, mind giving me a few more details of where I would find this on Deviant Art?
I know I could just go to YouPorn and find boobies much easier, but this is waaay more exciting. I don’t lead a very exciting life, see, so the small things fascinate me.
Try lookin up Lion Heart Studio… I’m one of the models
Very nice… and you are?
Amanda?
Crystal?
Elizabeth?
Melissa?
Olivia?
Robyn?
Sarah?
Sherri?
Tonya?
Trish?
Victoia?
All beautiful girls (and nice photos), but I personally find Robyn the sexiest even though I’m not usually into red-heads. Is she one of those crazy red-heads?
Also, WHERE’S THE TITTIES?
I think you have to log in to see what you want…
I’m Victoria
That’s crazy, I actually guessed you were Victoria!
Nice bod, Victoria! What does your lower back tattoo say?
Log-in, like create an account and everything? Bahhh too much work!
The tattoo says “Vini, Vidi, Vici”
It means “I came, I saw, I conquered”
I have “Vidi, Vici, Vini” tattooed on my front. 😛
Well *Mind Snap*, you have truly conquered my heart.
AWWWWW!
It was so cheesy I couldn’t resist.
Funny Miles, I have a similar tattoo: “Vidi, Vini, Voy.”
😀
This is certainly on my list of things to do tonight.