So I just came across these assholes during my lunch hour outside the VG standing around with their signs. I might actually sympathize a little bit with their movement if they actually gave two shits about the babies after they’re born. These hypocrites only care about the kids’ life while it’s still inside the mother so it still isn’t actually their problem. —Sick of truly selfish people
This article appears in Aug 7-13, 2014.


Not quite true, OP. The Church of R@m#, for instance, has perfected the control and warehousing of children to such a high degree that the henchmen of Stalin seem like nothing more than keen hobbyists, in comparison. Plus, every decade or so, a particularly magnanimous pope will forgive them, en masse, for their multitudinous sins. Such as being born into bastardy, and tempting poor, sexually confused priests onto the path of lust.
So would you be complaining if it was a pro-choice protest or something else you agreed with? Whether you like it or not, what they are doing is perfectly legal.
Interestingly enough both my cats are fixed. Does that mean I’m not pro life? I hate it when I confuse myself 🙁
I have to say that the OB is likely trolling, ie looking to derail a serious topic with inflamatory comments.
With that said, I don’t mind adressing a serious comment with a serious response, so here goes:
OP, fail! You have failed to establish the fact that pro-lifers don’t care about babies. I suggest you try to anchor your opinions to reasonable talking points so that a reasonable person or persons can take your points and pass them along without sounding like a jaded idiot.
Just ignore them.
Oh wait, you can’t.
“WAH WAH The Coast, I HAVE TO LOOK AT DEAD BABIES, WAHHHH”
Go watch some LiveLeak coverage of the Syrian war or the PR campaign that the Islamic State is running if you want shock value. That will give you something to think about, more so than stock photos of fucking dead fetuses… Get a life.
The got me when I was trying to cross the street on my way to work. First guy came up to me and offered me a pamphlet, I told him “your god is a fucking lie.” and he got all pitiful and said “why?” all whiny like.
Luckily the light changed and I didn’t have to play that game of explaining why he’s an idiot. But as soon as I got to the other side of the crosswalk there was another one of them waiting for me with a fresh pamphlet. I nodded politely and said “burn in hell.” To which she made this horrid offended face like I had just grabbed her saggy tit.
Made my whole day.
1000 likes.
I have to say, Hoist, That was the best thing I’ve heard all week.
Heh, heh, we’re full of hate. >: )
all feminism has given humanity is abortions and rupaul. good work!
if everyone would just ‘be’ gay all this shit would disappear.
hoist is my hero, i just tell them i gave at the office
THE TRULY STUPID PERSON
“I might actually sympathize a little bit with their movement if they actually gave two shits about the babies after they were born.” Sick of truly selfish people
The truly stupid person is truly stupid for two reasons. The obvious one is that he claims that the pro-lifers don’t give “two shits” about the babies after they are born. Does the truly stupid person give reasons for his assertion? Of course not. To make an assertion like that without reasons is, of course, the hallmark of being a truly stupid person. It’s just the truly stupid person’s hot blow.
The second reason the truly stupid person is truly stupid rests on the fact that while he might sympathize with the pro-life movement “a little bit,” he gives no reason why he might do so. Passing by the stupid person’s stupid point that one cannot sympathize “a little bit” with the pro-life movement – it’s obviously an all-or-nothing affair – perhaps I can help the truly stupid person to articulate a reason.
The truly stupid person must realize that the real pro-life movement has nothing to do with God, the Catholic Church or distributing pictures of aborted fetuses to shock the public. The real reason some people are pro-lifer rests on philosophical grounds – it’s called the ontological argument – is that no one, including the pro-choicers, knows when human life begins. Some maintain that human life begins at conception. Others maintain that human life begins when the fetus is viable, when it can survive outside the womb. But what is the correct answer?
The truly stupid person must understand that there is no objectively certain or “correct” answer. The correct answer is that there is no correct answer. The truly stupid person must realize that he must act on prudential grounds, that to avoid the possibility of homicide, he must subscribe to the pro-life position, “ceteris paribus.” (That’s a Latin phrase meaning “other things being equal” as with incest or rape are not playing a role. You’re welcome.)
I hope I haven’t exhausted the truly stupid person’s intellectual resources but I am sure he will continue being a truly stupid person in any case.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
P.S.
I hope that “The Truly Stupid Person” will not take my comment as a “personal attack.”
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!