I am so irritated and annoyed with the ignorance of some pet owners. Yes, those frozen rats I buy at the pet store are for my pet snake. I only have to feed her and clean her turds once every two weeks. For a busy university student, she’s pretty much the best pet ever. So what’s the problem? The idiotic looks and indecent remarks I get when I’m picking up my snake’s lunch.
I am just the cruelest person in the world for feeding her a “cute,” “fuzzy” little rat. We’ll listen here lady, if you’re not vegan, where does your food come from, dear virtuous honourable citizen?
How disgraceful of me to feed my snake a rat that had a rapid instantaneous blow to the head immediately rendering it unconscious. But you, oh you’re a saint. Well you remember that bacon that was on your plate this morning? To get there, little mister piggy had his scrotum painfully slit with a razor blade and testicles ripped out by a human hand, all with no anesthetics at five days old.
Oh, the brutality of a rat being exposed to CO2, also known as the best way to provide a quick humane death according to Stanford University. You remember that hamburger you had for lunch? That came from a dairy cow that had three calves in her lifetime, all taken away from her. She developed mastitis, now in agonizing pain, and extremely malnourished she gets ripped away from the only herd she ever knew. Stuck on a truck with cows she doesn’t know. She travelled over 10 hours not being milked or fed. Her udders becoming swollen red, as the infection goes untreated. She had to endure all this excruciating pain and distress. Just to meet her unkind faith, the hamburger on your plate.
So before you so ignorantly judge what my snake eats, find out where the food you so eagerly gorge yourself upon came from. —Annoyed Snake Mom
This article appears in Nov 15-21, 2012.


i got no problem with any of those scenarios as long as the food gets on my plate or in the snakes belly
Your post makes me want to cry for all the cows. And stray cats. And then abused kids. And elderly…if I keep this up, I will be a blubbering mess in no time. This human race is unkind to each other, and any other thing it wants to be unkind to…I hate people.
(But I like snakes)
me too, but what about spiders?
I like spiders, but not millipedes PG. But, I accept millipedes, and realize that I can’t get rid of them and their 1000 legs. Gross…
People ARE unkind, Kontee, but sometimes its through ignorance and not intentional. If someone doesn’t think animals ‘feel’ or ‘hurt’ like we do, then it’s a lot easier to eat ’em and mistreat ’em.
OB, would a vegan be allowed to judge you? Someone who never eats meat? It’s a weird situation because you’re not really the one harming animals, just providing what one animal craves (which just so happens to be other animals) I’d like to see a vegan justify not feeding a python animal products. It’d be like a Lion raised on tofu…
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Start feeding your snake ferel kittens. All of a sudden your frozen rats will seem humane.
Well said. I commend you!
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Yeah… we don’t eat cow udders so…
i had this exact argument with someone not too long ago.
I had a hedgehog once. I fed him a bunch of interesting foods including freeze dried crickets. He loved the fuck out of those crickets. Someone bitched me out about it, claiming that freeze drying crickets was a cruel food source. This person had a cat and i asked her how she felt about cat food.
“That’s totally different OBVIOUSLY..” she said “Cat food is PELLETS.. made in a FACTORY. It’s a FORMULA”
Hear that everyone? It’s a FORMULA.
She is still alive because i am a patient person.
crayons, one only hopes she dies and gives that poor cat a bit of live protein before they find the body
but cat shouldn’t eat the brain – nothing in there.
Good Dog and Crayons, right on!
I will eat rats from now one. You have convinced me to not eat cows or stray cats. Thank you for the enlightenment.
big bugs aren’t too bad if you deep fry them
I was shocked when a friend told me people feed ferel kittens to snakes.Jesus,some people can be mean and some people sre terribly mean just for kicks;then they deny everything. 🙁 🙁
A friend ran a cat rescue a few years ago.
Good post OP. Snakes are carnivores by nature, if it is an insect or amphibian they eat, people tend to care less but if it is a rodent, a furry mammal, it is bothersome. Understandable as we are mammals.
Snakes are pets to some and they have to eat to survive, thankfully they are ectothermic and do not need to eat a lot to feed a high metabolism. To be eaten by snakes is the fate many a rat all over the world. The black rat snake is a common household resident in rural India to control the healthy rodent population there.
Face it OP, the person you talking to probably doesn’t like snakes, period. That probably drives a lot of their sentiment.
Well, it’s a solution to the feral cat problem, more than city hall has ever done.
face it o.p., you have a penile illusion, that’s why you want the snake.
Love me a nice porterhouse steak. Screw the vegetarians. And if the snake eats the rats there will be fewer rodents for the rest of us to handle. Winnninggg!!!!!!!!
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Haters gonna hate, OP.
I deal with this all the time as well. I’m with you 100% OP.
I know the cow that person ate and it wasn’t a dairy cow. it was a beef cow… and didn’t have any babies. js