Fuck you goodie two shoes, I just started smoking and I like it, I can relax and clear my head and dont have to give a fuck about anything. I don’t even inhale so why are you so worried about me. It’s true and you know it, smoking feels great but it also looks cool, you just don’t want to admit it.
— leave me alone
This article appears in Apr 30 – May 6, 2009.
wow, that’s the most intelligent thing I’ve heard in a while……..
Uh…like tell someone who gives a fuck.
Smoking does NOT make you look cool. And just so you know, even if he was my soul mate in every other way, I would never date a smoker, and a lot of people think the same way. So you’ve just cut your dating pool in half.
Apparently there is crack in that thing you’re smoking, idiot. Whether you inhale or not you’re putting yourself in the vicinity of the smoke (1st & 2nd hand) and you still upped your chances of lip (skin), tongue and throat cancer. Smoke your brains out, but don’t delude yourself into thinking it is cool.
i hope this post is a joke. while i will never begrudge nor refuse anyones right to smoke, it is nowhere near cool. im a struggling quitter…for me its not hard to quit. ive stopped for periods of a year. its hard to stay quit.
i do not start again because i look cool with a cigarette in my mouth. i look like a tool. i know i do. its not good for you, it makes your breath and clothes reek. its just not good.
If you’re spending $10+ per pack and you’re not even inhaling, then you’re an idiot wasting your money. What’s the point if you’re not even getting the full “benefit”?
I don’t even inhale – BAHAHA poser. But seriously, be careful not to burn your NorthFace jacket.
Ok I’m with john on this one and everything he said. I really do hope this is a fucking joke, and hope that someone wouldn’t be that stupid. If it isn’t, than for the love of all good and holy, don’t fucking start smoking, if your not inhaling than you have a chance! STOP IT STOP IT NOW!!…fuck smoke a cigar or something, just don’t fucking smoke cigarettes.
“smoking feels great but it also looks cool”. That has to be the dumbest thing I have read in here, what are you 12 ? Hopefully this is a joke.
two words: Popeye cigarettes
Personally, I like to smoke three cigarettes at once, while shooting heroin, to create an aura of cool and mystique that undoubtedly inspires envy in all who witness it.
Now I am very pro smoking but I wouldnt recommend someone start smoking especialy if you havent before and have gone years without it.
Add “the pole” after every “smoking”, and we see what OP meant to say.
I’m going to go call Pete Doherty, I’ll check back with you when I’m finished.
I’ve always believed this city is made of retarded people, now I’m actually confident enough to create my own religion to make some cash.
cigars are just as bad, even if you don’t inhale
OP, don’t you scratch your head when you see otherwise intelligent people smoking cigarettes? Could it have something to do with the helplessness of addiction? Unhealthy addiction doesn’t just announce itself. It’s very cunning. You’re playing with fire and, of course, you’ll get burned. You may be well into your grand daughter’s second year in primary school by the time you notice fire is hot but… give your head a shake.
OP, you’re telling us that all the old hags you see smoking outside of offices—they look “cool” to you? You really want to be like them? Do you like the look of “hot” 40- and 50-something women with CAT-ASS MOUTH?
Maybe I am just a goody-two-shoes, but maybe the kids today have some new definition of “cool” that I wasn’t previously aware of.
LOLOLOL. FUCKIN LOVE IT.