Dear dirtbag guy at a party.
Thanks for being tougher than me. It was fun when I knew it was impossible to defend my cigarettes honour. You took it out of my mouth and crushed it below your massively hugemongous feet and flexed your arm muscles extra big. It frightened me and caused my smoke a lot of pain. Part of me wishes you could have been more gentle with my cigarette…perhaps allowing me to delicately smoke it’s preciousness out of it’s sweet sweet oh so sexy filter. You said “smokers are jokers” after angrily/flexily crushing my smoke. I disagree. You are the joker. However your jokes are not funny. And your muscles are tiny in comparison to my friend Arnold Shwarze…nagger? He could crush you. If he didn’t live so far away he would have. He told me. Twice.
So in the future, do not crush my smoke you tough guy. You have your muscles to look cool. The only thing I have going for me is a better haircut and an addiction to nicotine. Let me be cool. Jerk.
—Guy with addiction to Nicotine
This article appears in Jan 7-13, 2010.
He’s just upset that you can be so cool and collected. Every time somebody farts in his general direction, he goes off on a ‘roid rage that would make the Hulk look like a pansy.
Yeah, he should have put it out in your eye. Smokers…yuck.
“Yeah, he should have put it out in your eye. Smokers…yuck.”
once again, I don’t smoke anymore but for all my friends/family that do or have…
fuck you sebastian_ you prick.
Next time just bring TTFN to the party…buddy will have his hands full with her farts, and she will absolutely not let some idiot walk all over her. She would have said something wity right back at him…something like “Smokers may be jokers, but so are steriod users…you don’t see me stepping all over your testicle shrinkers though.”
Did you ask if you were allowed to smoke inside? If someone lit up a cig at my place i would make them go outside. I probably wouldn’t grab the smoke and crush it…. and where does he get off using Adam West Batman language? I say smokers are jokers as an obvious joke.
“smokers are jokers”
Sounds like a line from one of those middle school laminated anti drug use posters put up with sticky tack in the guidance counselors office.
ADAM WEST … god I love that original batman movie almost too much to be legal.
” Robin: You risked your life to save that riff-raff at the bar?
Batman: They may be drinkers, Robin, but they’re also human beings … and may be salvaged. I had to do it.
“
if it was buddy’s place, then I suppose I can see where he gets off stomping the cig… but to ramble on after??? what a tool.
if it wasn’t his place then where the hell does he get off imposing his ideals on you?
Rtard.
Smokers are cool? Right. It is so cool smelling and tasting like an ashtray. It is so cool giving a tobacco company control of your behaviour, money and life to ensure their almighty profits. And it is so absolutely cool for your loved one’s to have to nurse you to the grave because your smoking caused cancer in your lungs. Then you will truly be cool. Cold, actually. Are you worth more than the risk? -Signed, one who’s been there and done that.
an occasional smoke isn’t that bad…
2 or 3 a week aren’t damning.
Oceanlady, not every ‘smoker’ is a pack-a-day die hard….
“”And it is so absolutely cool for your loved one’s to have to nurse you to the grave because your smoking caused cancer in your lungs.”‘
And you’re gonna live forever, right?
You know, I have an ex who was a nurse in the nuero ward. She said that most of her time early in her career was spent changing bed pans of motorcycle crash victims…many of whom were permanently paralysed.
We ALL do things with risk, oceanlady, and you my dear seem NOT to be an exception, just the “rule”…
smoking is still legal! end of story
I am never going to get old…once I start to see a major decline in my functioning, this cat is taking a long drive right over a cliff. Making it look like just another old person that lost control of the car…that way the fam gets muchos insurance. ; )
smoking may be legal but so are many other things that are repulsive and not good for you:
being fat
being stupid
being an asshole
being ugly…..
well yea if you could make a law against those things i’d vote for it in a referendum!
I’ll give you a choice. You want to live with a smoker or a drunk?
Apples and oranges FRosTy, apples and oranges. Lots of semi truckers crash their rigs too. Everything has it’s risks. What’s your point?
The OP thinks smoking makes them look cool. I don’t ride a motorcycle to look cool. I ride a motorcycle because it is something I love.
so,why didn’t you just give him a big kick in the balls.if someone done that to me,they would have been hurting for the rest of their lives,which btw,would be all about 2 seconds after he grabbed it.
“”Apples and oranges FRosTy, apples and oranges.””
I love how these days on t’internet, whenever someone reads an analogy that doesn’t support THEIR position, no matter how astute it may be…it’s “apples and oranges/apples and pears! cluck cluck”.
It’s a perfect analogy, because YOU brought up the bit about the OP’s family having to care for them when they get cancer…and I simply pointed out that YOU TOO engage in risky behaviour which could lead to your children (and my tax dollars) having to care for YOU due to YOUR choice to ride a motorcycle.
In fact, I can’t think of a better analogy, though I try…
“”Everything has it’s risks. What’s your point?””
I think you just made it…
😉
You don’t need cigarettes to live, therefore you don’t need them at all.
cut to the chase hut your too vague here:)
Unless you don’t drive FRosTy, you also indulge in risky behaviour. You too, could end up paralysed with someone else wiping your butt because of a vehicular accident.
Accidents, no matter the vehicle, are bad luck or caused by poor judgment/inexperience. Choosing to smoke is no accident so your comparison lacks merit.
Not when it comes to drinking and driving, or beating your family or whatever when drunk.
“” Unless you don’t drive FRosTy, you also indulge in risky behaviour””
I do, and I do.
The point remains as valid as when I fist made it, in a moment of inspiration:
You criticised the OP because his choice to “smoke” may well lead to cancer. YOUR choice to ride a bike may well lead to a terrible accident…same thing.
It’s a CHOICE to smoke, which we know is a risk. And it’s a CHOICE for you to ride a dangerous motorcycle. You can choose to take the bus (statistically very safe), a taxi, or drive a much safer 4 -wheeled vehicle….but instead you choose the risk of a bike.
Both things are done for enjoyment, by choice.
Why not quit while you’re ahead, OL? You have no (soon-to-be-broken in-a-crash) leg to stand on to criticise smokers…nor does anyone else that drives, scubas, eats fatty food and so on and so forth.
I consider the matter closed, and will now unbookmark this thread.
Hold my calls
“”The OP thinks smoking makes them look cool….””
Indeed, I think it just may…
… one only has to look at my profile pic to see that…
Actually, you can compare apples to oranges: http://improbable.com/airchives/paperair/v…
Amusing, but factual nonetheless.
Motorcycles are more dangerous FRosTy? Ok, if you say so. While I may love my motorcycle, I don’t choose to ride for enjoyment but as a vehicle to get from point A to B. It is my primary vehicle and has been for 23 years with no paralyzing accidents. At least it doesn’t make me stink like a disgusting ashtray. Not smoking is one less risky choice in my life, which is more than you can say.
This is probably the first time in my life I’m proud of a meathead. Smokers are nasty. I just think about stuff like my old hair stylist coming in to do my hair after a smoke break running her nicotine ridden fingers through my hair and leaning over my head for a half hour with fresh smoke stench leaping off her clothes and up my innocent nostrils… bleck!
What about that prick that smokes INSIDE the bus shelter, and blows out the last drag while walking into the bus… then sits down beside you for the rest of the trip. I’d love to get a running start on a kick to the balls for that guy. I don’t even want to think about how many cooks come back from a smoke break and rub their nasty yellow smoke fingers all over my food… BARF BARF BARF
Oi… Not ALL smokers are assholes, and not ALL smokers smoke a pack a day.
And maybe the OP asked if they were aloud to smoke in the house, or he noticed other people lighting up. If it was my house, I think I’d be more pissed off by having a cigarette burn on my floor/carpet from the douche who put out a cigarette.
And even though I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. To all you righteous non-smokers: If you don’t like the smell, then don’t breathe
I think smoking is a disgusting habit/addiction, however, I think taking someone’s cigarette (their PROPERTY) out of their mouth and stomping on it is no different than destroying any of their other property.
It would be no different if I grabbed a big mac out of NGF’s sausage hands, threw it on the ground and stomped on it.
I dont smoke, and agree its gross, however I would have lit up another one in front of him, taken a big drag and put it out on his chest…
PK if you took a big yuck from NGF’s hand, I think, no know, that you would get stomped. LOL
mr. frosty was your profile pic. taken minutes after a big lotto win cause it looks like your all ready for cart wheels and jigs of joy:):):) but the butt looks cool!
NGF would FLATTEN my poor ass, Bro Tim. I just look in the general direction of his food and he get snitty.
If it were a Whopper I’d just shoot her on site. Big Mac … that calls for a stomping, yeah.
Although like I said previously I can’t stand smoking, I think technically what happened here to the OP was assault. It’s basically just like bullying.