I’m standing outside my place of work,in the rain,grabbing a quick smoke.You and your wife,both FAT people, walk by and you give the look….glowering eyes,sneer,attitude. Well,FUCK YOU! You’re FAT! I walk or bus to work; you drive because you’re FAT!
I’m going to do die with cancer,yes but you are going to live on being FAT and suck a great deal more out of the healthcare system than me! So FUCK OFF with the look and let me commit a slow,smoky suicide in the rain,okay FAT MAN!!
—Happy Bitch
This article appears in Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2009.
Cheer up, OP. Fat people are killing themselves too!
Get an umbrella and stop standing near the door. I say this as a non-fat non-smoker who doesn’t want to damage their lungs becucase you’re too lazy to quit smoking.
It would suck to be a fat smoker.
Hey Op- the only reason you are NOT FAT is because you choose to suck on nicotene all fucking day! Think about it. How many people do you know that quit smoking and gain a zillion pounds? I would say about 75%. So before you start shitting on fat people start thinking about what your fucking gut will look like if you ever get the fucking willpower to stop treating your lungs like an incinerator.
“too lazy to quit smoking.” LOL I like that one! Straight from the side of your stupid head.
Bobby, have a look around. The obese can smoke just as hard as anyone else. People gain weight because, well, can you think of a more satisfying way to quench an oral fixation cause by mental dysfunction? Feed it, of course! Any fatty fat fat would tell ya that.
Smoke on, angry one. It’s wrong to feel discriminated against. This is a valid bitch if there ever was one.
Poor poor smokers. So oppressed. It’s so sad that they have to stay away from others when they want to indulge their stupid habit. Waaaaah. I care so much about their self-inflicted pain.
What I really hate is seeing some cute young girl smoking, knowing that in a few short years she’ll look like any number of those old hags you see smoking outside of office buildings.
Trying to achieve that lovely, kissable middle-aged bleeding-lipstick cat-assed mouth, I guess.
HOT!!!!
perhaps the porkers saw you putting something in your mouth and immediately thought of food, realised it wasn’t and gave you the old fuck off and die look?
Smokers Unite!
The drive because they don’t pay $10 a pack for smokes
And we smoke because we don’t spend money on gas, car insurance, and/or maintence :p
I can up that: I don’t like smokers OR fat people. Happy non-smoker athletic type here.
should keep a cheeseburger in hand when smoking and toss it at the fatasses that sneer and then laugh when you watch them herd to it like a fuckin wild animal – funny how things work
sebastian_ : or you could like people for things such as their personality and integrity, you prick.
FUCK ALL THE NON SMOKERS,ENJOY YOUR BUTT,AND LET THEM ALL KISS YOU ASS.OR BLOW SMOKE IN THEIR FUCKING SMUG FACE NEXT TIME.
Am I the only person who is frightened to death of LIFE SUCKS? there’s something about his all-caps, his continued adversion to the space bar and his profile picture of a hand gun that just… get under my skin.
jennifer…LS makes me laugh.
ridiculous rants always give me a chuckle…even when they’re mine.
RubyJane, not all female smokers have the “middle-aged bleeding-lipstick cat-assed” mouth. Some of them have the “middle-aged hairy upper lip” mouth, in fact many non-smoking middle-aged females are cursed with this… it’s called European ancestry…
Just because your fat doesn’t mean you’re not healthy or you don’t excercise. Get over yourself.
Did you know your exhaust fumes contain, on average, 400 more
components then my cigarette smoke.
Over 40 chemicals that are considered toxic air contaminants by
every country in the world.
20-100 times more particles, which settle in the lungs then my
cigarette.
Particles which carry cancer-causing substances known as
polynuclear aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs). Gases such as nitrous oxide,
nitrogen dioxide, formaldehyde, benzene, sulfur dioxide, hydrogen
sulfide, carbon dioxide, and carbon monoxide … all of which create
health problems.
Lets assume for arguments sake your merely emitting 50 times more
harmful particles then I.
Legally I have to stand 15 feet, “EXACTLY”, away from the door.
50 times more harmful particles X 15 feet away from the door = 750 feet.
Until you start driving 749 feet or more away from every pedestrian and/or public building shut the fuck up and keep your looks, comments and disgust to yourself you hypocritical bastards.
at least car exhaust serves a (more or less) legitimate purpose. People have to get around, goods have to be delivered, etc. etc. Second hand smoke is the result of your ridiculous desire to tar your lungs.
As someone who has a pretty fucking small carbon footprint, even I can see the difference between exhaust and second hand smoke. Now, if we wanna talk about idling your car versus second hand smoke, I might change my tune.
I have nothing against a faint little lady stache, it’s all just part of having ancestors from the more equatorial climes. (I’m a Jolen girl myself.)
But for a young person to deliberately seek the middle-aged smoker cat-ass mouth . . . I will continue to be mystified and just a wee bit grossed out.
“” I don’t like smokers OR fat people. Happy non-smoker athletic type here.””
I find it odd that someone who “dislikes” over 50% of the population could describe himself as “happy”…
What’s a “good” day for you, mate? Sat in your retired parents basement watching the tube, out for a jog at night when no-one’s around, and then back for some ESPN, a bitter jerk, and off to bed (alone, again)?
“”As someone who has a pretty fucking small carbon footprint”‘
Lol, and what makes you think you do? Do you live 100 miles back in the woods, living off the land (and not heating your cabin)?
If you live in Canadian society…if you use the infrastructure, shop in the stores, buy groceries, make use of buildings, schools, pay taxes, enjoy health care, drink clean water, heat your house, make use of any social services and the gov’t in general…than right off the bat YOU HAVE A CARBON FOOTPRINT LARGER THAN THAT OF 80%% OF THE WORLD’S POPULATION…!
Small carbon footprint, indeed….lmao