WTF is wrong with the two of you? No one knows where you came from, but every morning this past week you’ve been hauling your white-trash, fat asses to our bus stop, and then going inside the bus shelter and smoking. Another passenger told you not to smoke there and you ignored them. I heard you mumble to your smoke buddy that if you’re going to get cancer, they should too. WTF?! If you want to grow your lung cancers, step outside the glass box and stop trying to kill us. If I could get away with it I’d put out your cig in your eye. —CleanAirWanted

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  1. OP: Apparently, it is a non-smoker’s responsibility to stay away from cigarette smoke in non-smoking areas. You will soon be provided with ample anecdotal evidence that the dangers of second-hand smoking are a pack of lies.

    Cue rant about freedom of choice and vital tax revenue in 3,2,1…

  2. Op …there is this organization called the police.
    THey are a phone call away…& they would be happy to ticket the offenders.
    Not that I mind them smoking, their life , their body, their decission. But their illegal behaviour (besides rude) can be easily stopped.

  3. Do what my mom did a couple weeks ago: tell them to gtfo of the shelter.

    And if they don’t, tell them again.

    Worked for her.

    She must’ve been feeling fiesty that day because she told a bunch of teenagers at the back of the 52 to turn their music down when they had it blasting without headphones on their iphone later on that day.

    🙂

  4. A mere $2.25 really draws in the drama with MT. At least the shelter smokers won’t be shocked in awe when the doctor tells them “You have advanced-stage lung cancer.”

  5. Oh take your late model suburban and shove it up your ass, sebastard.

    Just think of it as a supersized butt plug.

  6. No means no, jonno!

    heh, that rhymed.

    And now I have that crappy Ricky J song in my head. Fuck sakes.

  7. I just want to say:
    When I was (quite obviously) pregnant, I was waiting at a bus stop inside of the glass shelter while it was raining. Right beside the “No Smoking” sign, alone. Minding my own business. And this… Person, came into the shelter out of the rain and lit up a smoke. Didn’t blow the smoke in any other direction than where I was standing. I’m not even exaggerating. Let’s just say I got pretty wet waiting for the bus. Regardless what they said about second hand smoke.

  8. do what i do…carry a little spray bottle of water with you…when their disgusting stink of tobacco invades your space,just start spraying them with water…when they complain..point out that they don’t care if their smoke gets in your face,so a little water shouldn’t bother them…it works every time!!!

  9. fire extinguisher. under the good semaritan act you cant be held accountable for trying to assist in an emergengy. since there is obviously no smoking in a bus shelter, you thought the fire posed immenent life threatening danger and reacted accordingly.

  10. you never know neville… I suggested that many a moon ago… to great reception.
    Of course, I also suggested urine and/or febreeze as variants…
    though only mostly jokingly.

    mostly.

    a 40% chance of golden showers coming in from the north….

  11. halifaxmentor… If I knew people weren’t psychos I would consider that. But I have seen on the news someone got stabbed for doing something simple like crossing the street. Otherwise, that’s hilarious!

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