To the purple-haired girl who is always singing while serving people: I’m late for work everyday just so you can cheer me up with your out-of-tune melodies. You serve everyone with a huge smile on your face regardless of how nasty they are. Maybe one day I will get the courage to ask for more than a monster cookie, but until then I will just enjoy your songs. —Someone Who Doesn’t Even Like Cookies
This article appears in Oct 20-26, 2016.


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