It’s summertime everyone. This means you sweat more, which also means you need to shower more and/or use some form of deodorant. I almost threw up when these two smelly oogles came into my work to purchase a baked good and proceeded to stink the place up to the point I needed to open the door and window so I wouldn’t pass out. I get that sometimes being on the road means having little or no access to bathing facilities, but ffs at least use a washcloth and give yourself a once over. If you don’t like deodorants or are allergic to them, they have hypoallergenic ones now too. Fuck. Anything. Please stop stinking. —I Never Stink
This article appears in Jun 2-8, 2011.
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I agree with this bitch, but I’d like to point out that allergies to deodorants are a big deal. I used to be super allergic to any kind but one brand, then I grew out of it, but last week i tried a new brand I hadn’t tried before and OMG allergy-city and that’s really not that fun. All I’d have to do is get in the shower and run a bath puff over my underarms and I’d cry because it hurt so much.
And this was the hypoallergenic kind of that brand!
So don’t hate on those with allergies, OP. (PS: I still did/do use deordorant during the entire ordeal — I just switched back to my very first ‘safe brand’ and all’s well again, lol).
I’d also like to recommend doing one’s laundry occasionally and perhaps a tictac for those of you who smell like an ashtray.
I am obsessed with smells. Like, not a good obsession with smells. Obsessed with the bad smells and it actually causes me so much stress when I smell something horrible. It’s the same type of stress I get when somebody else locks my door or puts something in the microwave for an even time. I am looking forward to and dreading the hawt weather :(:
“…puts something in the microwave for an even time” … oh
There’s a difference b/w day old smell and I’m a nasty ************ smell. It’s disgusting. It goes both ways too, men and women.
It’s kind of difficult for someone who works on, say, a road crew or something to have a shower or “freshen up” in the middle of an 8 hour shift.
These guys are out in the hot sun all day, usually required to wear heavy protective equipment.
There’s a reason they don’t smell like roses OP; it’s beacuse they work for a living as opposed to sitting in an air-conditioned coffee shop all day handing out donuts.
I think some of us might be putting words in to this bitch that aren’t there or maybe misinterpreting? Nobody said anything about hating on people with allergies or road workers. On the road as in traveling was my take.
Perhaps we need a bitch about comprehension instead a dozen about grammar?
“on the road” made me think of trukk driver as well snubiz. some folks don’t read the whole bitkh
nevermind makes a good point.
A good point, yes, but one that is misinterpreting the bitch.
some folks just sweat more than others o.p., and ain’t much they can do. i hear tell that it is a glandular thing. how can everyone have a shower 50 times a day, most times once is good, but then you get this fucking humididy, and it really fucks you up. up til two years ago, i never, ever sweated so much as a drop. but somehow, i wind up like an old bear sometimes. is it my fault? i would say no.
this is interesting, tho i’m sure the op was referring to stinky bum/pit smell http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2…
“On the road” makes me think of Jack Fucking Kerouac.
Lousy, no good beatniks
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ChjzKzpdNUo/R-D2…
very good…love the new pikture
>: ). Makes me wish I had weans in my own life that I liked. I’d make a great Uncle.
War toys, surreptitious sips of suds, inventive profanity that Mom & Dad won’t understand, the subversive songs of youth…
“Robin Hood, Robin Hood.
Passed out in the grass.
Ivanhoe, What a Mo.
!@#$ed him in the @$$”
*Le Sigh*
I think the point here is that now that it’s warmer out, it may be necessary for some people to shower more often. I know I do! If you’re a once every second day (blech) kinda person, once a day’ll probably be in order. Sometimes I shower twice a day in the winter just for the hell of it, so I usually do the twice daily shower thing just to feel cleaner and to cool off a bit. Last year in quebec I was showering, on average, three times a day during the mid-may heat wave!
And if you’re a “shower in the night before bed” person, PLEASE for the love of GOD shower in the morning if you have sex at night after you’ve had that shower. I have a friend who does this regularly and if we ever get together in the summer… blech. Nothing worse than day old sex-smell coming offa someone, esp in the summer.
Oh and just a tip — if you’re doing manual labour in the summer (or anyone, really) take a travel pack of baby wipes with you. They’re excellent for freshening up. The “wipe and go” ones (red pack pampers brand) are actually quite nice make up removers too because they’re designed for hands and faces and don’t leave a bitter taste.
Wait a second… weans that you “liked,” Ivan?
HAHAHAHA does that mean you have ones in your life that you DON’T like?
ROFLZ classic.
I hated SOBova’s nephews when they were kids. I started to like them when they became teens. One is an anarchist and the other is an actor/pothead. Family get-togethers usually involve me drinking and laughing a lot and SOBova wishing she could crawl into a hole and die.
I don’t know what’s worse. Sweaty people. People that OD on scented products or ashtray people.
A lot of people sweat profusely and don’t have much of a chance to clean up in the course of a day. I know my armpits are pretty ripe by 5 o’clock.
What I hate is halotosis and that’s an easy fix. If you have Caesar Salad, take a tic tac or gum afterwards, if you have a rotten tooth, see a dentist sometime. Sugarless gum would be the best as sugar feeds the germs that cause bad breath.
as me pa always says yodabat “halitosis, it’s better than no breath at all” ^^
OB was talking about train-hopper traveling kids. I love the fact that they used the term oogle. I hate oogles. They’re the reason I’ve totally distanced myself from that whole scene.
you made me look, i had no idea. thanks blastbeats http://lookatthisfuckingoogle.tumblr.com/
LMFAO! – A new sub-culture to hate on. Can it possibly get any better?
Morning Painey – great link.
it’s good to learn something new everyday^^ this is on http://thestorydept.thestorydepartme3.netd…
“…sitting in an air-conditioned coffee shop all day handing out donuts.”
Tim’s girls have their very own special stink. Few of them ride the bus though, not quite sure why.
I work a job that’s dirty & hot & you sweat-period-.
I have to shower as soon as I get home, I can’t get comfortable until I knock that layer of filth off me.
But 8 hours…HA !
We work 12’s, & that’s a usual day, & OT happens all the time, so to say we get ‘ripe’ by days end, hell we often get ripe an hour after we unload 60,000 lbs or more of equipment out of the first truck…12 more to go !
And you cannot put pit freshner over your whole damn body !
baby wipes…they smell great and do the trick when you want a quick refresher
..yea baby wipes …willknot…let yea down.. 🙂
our brethren is vast….
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Just make sure you get the “clean and go” pampers brand in the red package. You can take them with you, they smell delicious AND they don’t leave a “taste” on your skin. They’re great make up removers in a pinch too.
AHHA painey! They even put curtains up!
http://lookatthisfuckingoogle.tumblr.com/p…
Fat people are the worst…..they smell like a combination of sour milk and rotten cabbage.