To little Ms. M on the 52 the other day… FUCK YOU! You sprayed cheap stinky perfume all over my friend and I. Not only did I reek like Lindsay Lohan for the remainder of the day, I spent the night with a big fucking headache solely because of your vanity. Buses are scent free for a reason; because people, like my friend and I, are allergic to such scents. So the next time you get off work and smell like cheap steak, for the love of fuck deal with it. —Davy B
This article appears in Nov 3-9, 2011.
Maybe she thought you smelled bad…….maybe you’re the one people are here complain about that has bus BO.
Seems as though everyone who doesn’t like someone scent is “allergic.”
*yawn* first world problems.
Buy a bottle of tylenol with codeine ffs.
When you ride the Peasant Trolly you got to put up with such crap because people are clueless. I’m thinking maybe Bus Bitch should have i’ts own link.
Maybe she uses the perfume as a smell barrier – at any rate, like cigarettes, perfume is legal. Until it isn’t, you’re gonna have to suck it up through your purified nostrils.
putting perfume on whilst ON the bus?
that’s a little creepy…
oh right, 52.
makes sense.
I bet the top of the bottle was fashioned into a shiv… wasn’t it?
c’mon, admit it.
so riddle me this.
Is it the perfume?
or the scent?
ie. if you carried nose plugs and used them, would you have been fine?
or is it the ingestion regardless of orifice
(*senses impending jokes as he types*)
that get the scent-sensitive sourpusses?
I think I was being too harsh. I neglected to read the part about it being the 52.
It’s bad enough you have to ride the 52, OB — you don’t need my bitching.
Bitch was probably spraying Exclamation to boot. Bitches on the 52 tend to wear that cheap shit.
Talk about making a statement without saying a word! (!)
on the 52, nah, i can’t believe that could happen. maybe when i’m not on it, but usually, it is just one guy, that stinks of that axe shit, choke, gag, puke.
Hey don’t knock the 52. It all depends on which direction it’s going..
Listen OP. You’re on a bus. If your allergies are so severe that it can be a threat to your health, public transportation is clearly not for you. Perhaps you should think about investing in a car?
Before you talk about how expensive it is for you to get a car at your age (and yes. You totally age yourself OP) consider this idea. You and your equally sensitive friend and perhaps one other lightweight could go in on one together, time-share style.
Because as long as you ride the bus, it’s not about you.
all I can say is…
I’m fuckin surprised she wasn’t just rubbing a magazine all over herself
Buses are scent free??? Someone forgot to tell that to the person who reeked of what I’d imagine month-old unwashed asscrack would smell like on the #1 last week.
i used to take the bus downtown to work. one cold day, the heaters were on full blast and i had to get off the bus and walk so i wouldn’t spew. that’s when i started riding, even in the winter
I’m not allergic but there is NOTHING worse than someone swathed in cheap perfume or cologne. FYI just because it is heavily advertised doesn’t mean it’s good.
a little dab will do you, it’s not bug spray. tho that would probably smell better
It’s pretty bad how some women will leave a jetstream of perfume where ever they go.
… yeah you’re allergic to it just because you don’t like the smell. Jog on OP.