Here’s a safety tip to all the ladies. Lock your fucking doors!!! —Non-Creepy Dude
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and the men!
Seriously. How do these creeps make it all the way into someones bedroom?
Who in their right mind could actually SLEEP knowing they hadn’t locked their doors. Who needs to be reminded of something so basic? I wonder are they drunk or doped up or what. My doors are locked after I come inside, day or night. I don’t understand people who leave their doors open for any old stranger or pervert to wander in. Are you serious????
Well I MUST agree with boomy – WTF are you thinking, not locking your doors?
PATIENT: Doctor! It hurst when I do this.
DOCTOR: don’t do that.
Take a lesson from the Doctor: don’t NOT lock your doors, otherwise don’t complain…
And, whomever is disliking her comment must be “drunk or doped up ” too!
Wow, half expected some doorknob to be “no blaming the victim” in this example of human stupidity. Good stuff, people.
Here’s a tip to the pieces of shit who think this type of shit is ok and those who blame the women for being nothing but victims: go fuck yourselves.
Agreed! What the hell is wrong with people? Do they not read the newspaper or watch the news? News flash: There are bad people out there, and nobody is safe. It’s the society we live in. LOCK your damn doors!
I leave my doors unlocked so some lady pervert will come in and watch me sleep. I’m sure its a pretty sight, what with the snoring and the farting and all. <--- and that's just the wife.
OB, you are dumb. You are really dumb. FOr real. Locking your doors won’t always help. Especially if he’s climbing through your windows snatching your people up. So hide your kids, hide your wife AND hide your husband cause they’re watching everybody out here.
I think in some of these cases where you have people who recently moved from rural areas where they generally don’t lock doors. Perhaps you have a situation where three or four girls live together and one thinks the other locked the door.
Ever notice that there aren’t any sleepwatchers down here in the beautiful Annapolis Valley? Not suggesting Halifax is a cesspool or anything but it is interesting.
“Ever notice that there aren’t any sleepwatchers down here in the beautiful Annapolis Valley?”
It’s true. The creeps only tend to crawl down off the mountain on saturday afternoons.
I agree that you should be locking your door. No excuse for not doing it. I always keep my doors locked — even during daylight hours when I’m home.
But, it’s pretty sad when you can’t keep your windows open without having to be scared of some asshole climbing in. I love sleeping with my windows open, but I’m on the ground floor, so it’s not smart. 🙁
Great news, his new trademark is brandishing a knife.
Gonna lock your doors now???
Or does he have to peel your face off before you realize that maybe checking the door before bed is a decent ritual to grow accustomed to.
“Ever notice that there aren’t any sleepwatchers down here in the beautiful Annapolis Valley?”
Yeah down there you have to worry about your relatives not strangers!
Me too,PK. It’s a habit. When I shut the door, I automatically turn the deadbolt without even realizing I’m doing it. I got my daughter into practicing the same ritual. Safer for everyone, including a would-be sleep watcher. I wouldn’t want to brain him with the hammer I keep beside my bed.
I lock my doors, windows and draw the drapes. To not do that is just plain dumb.
I set up an elaborate network of boobie traps, Home Alone style, and put warpaint on my face.
Lol Hoist! That’s right… Have yourself a little entertainment at the perp’s expense! Now if I could only get my hands on a taser gun… Now that would be some good times!
I got into the habit for two reasons, hezz: one) my mother’s a bit ‘ahhh’ when it comes to safety of her only child. Like. Insanely ‘ahhh.’ She tried to hold my hand crossing the street into my twenties, and gets her bossy pants on when I go out of the apartment past 7pm (even if it’s only to get something out of the car in the underground parking). I used to have to call her when I got home from work when I lived in Ottawa, and then again when I got in for the night if I went back out. Luckily, it’s easy to fib when you’re halfway across the country. Even my dad told me to leave details out. She also said I can’t sit at the back of the bus because that’s where the ‘reprobates’ sit. I’m 31. Silly woman. So, if I didn’t lock the door, she’d nag my ass off and really, ain’t nobody got time for that. She’s like Lucy from peanuts with her bossypants.
And two) I used to live by a church and people always thought it was the minister’s house and would LITERALLY walk right into my house. Once I was home alone and I had no pants on (because pants suck), and some random dude appeared in my living room demanding to know where the minister was and who I was like I was committing a crime to be in my own house, pantsless. After that, we locked the screen door and the front door.
Haha, that’s kind of funny PK…some dude marches into your house demanding to know who you are and why you’re not wearing pants. LOLOL
I’m just pissed off that some damned Christer got to see Pretteh Kitteh pantsless…when we haven’t
>: (
Hey Ivanski, are you going to the Shearwater Hobby Show this weekend? I have it on good authority that a rather motley crew of individuals will be there, as well as some proper ladies and gentlemen.
OooooooH! >: )
Thanks for the intel, Agent 195. If I can shake this virus that’s been plaguing me all week, I just may.
Hoist said boobies.
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PK Pantless??? OMG lock up the doors and burn the joint down. That would be wayyyy toooo much information for any one person to handle. Eeeewwww!!!!
That’s rite Boomy. A real lady would burn the place down. I spent a week working at Texaco in my luttle black bikini and they fired me for siphining gasoline to treat my razer rash. Huh???? Wow!!! No way to treat a lady if you ask me. Some people won’t know the nile until it hits them in the face.!!!
Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh PK…I’m one of those insanely worrisome moms myself. It’s annoying, but stems from love and fear or losing the centre of our world 🙂
As for the minister situation… Imagine their surprise when they saw a half naked woman sitting in (what they thought was) the minister’s house! Lol!
It’s a TRAP!
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zZz, wrong one
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If you can’t be pantsless in your own damn house where CAN you be? Hell I’m pantsless right now! I ain’t gotta be nowhere.
Pick your ‘little black bikini’ out of your cavernous twat and ass crack yet, Woggie?
😉
“Hell I’m pantsless right now! I ain’t gotta be nowhere.”
Rowrr Rowwrr! 😉
When I was at Can Coon I went to the swim up bar and ordered a vaginal sling. The messican bartander didn’t talk english to good because he gave me a singapore sling, which was fine except for the fruit flies that huing around my lady area for the rest of my vay-cay. Not mention the week in quarantine at Person air port and the $1000 dollar fine for importing exotic animals without a lisence
Wow!!! No way to treat a lady, at all!!!My little black bikini hits me where it fits me when I’m wallowing in the nile.
We’re all pantless in a parallel universe.
PK so if you’re pantless in your house wouldn’t your company feel icky sitting where you previously sat ‘pantless’. Again, a bigggg EWWWWWWWW!!! You just lost my visit, for EVER!!! My black bikini fits great, as you can see from my picture I take good care of my body. That’s important to me.
Boru – if our current understanding of quantum physics is correct and there are indeed an infinite number of parallel universes I can assure you that in none of them, am I pantless
I realize that your comment was made in spirit of lighthearted whimsy.
As was my response.
No apologies necessary
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>: )
Souns like guid advise. PS: Leav the plate of cookies on the dorstep. Hopfuly they wil be better than the ole woman’s shit!
Not really. I’d say two posts in the thousands I made doesn’t really qualify as a ‘fetish.’
But nice try 😉
Pants are for suckers!
jesus christ… I can’t believe I knew the crazy fucker.
I totally apologize.
I’m a little scarred.
Totally still taken aback.
I knew he was a weird, little, geeky guy…. but not a crazy, masked asshole fucking knife wielding psycho….