Im gonna take this opportunity to bitch at myself for showing up as drunk as a sailor three times in a row after making plans to meet up with a certain young lady. Needless to say she couldnt have been more sober each time. I dont believe I was at the belligerent level, but I have no idea what we spoke about; for all I know, I repeated the same things each time. So, pretty stupid. I have a vague idea what shell say the next time I attempt to get together…
—Drunken Sailor
This article appears in Jan 29 – Feb 4, 2009.
If she’s smart, she won’t answer the phone next time, ya stupid drunk fuck. Three strikes and you are out.
Yeah, you fucked that one up big-time. How about growing some balls and putting down that bottle. Oh, and if you call her again, make sure it’s to tell her it’ll be the last time you call her, cuz you gotta get some rehab.
Loser.
So, you were drunk the first time. The second time you show up drunk and she puts up with it??? You are an idiot and she is one stupid girl to put up with that. People these days….just no common sense at all.