Someone in this computer lab always smells like onions. Bathe your body it’s seeping through your pores, nasty college students. —Olfacto
This article appears in Dec 5-11, 2013.
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haha, olfacto. i too have an overactive olfactory system, if i was a dog i’d be a bloodhound
If it’s coming through their pores, then it’s likely a dietary or physiological issue, not simple neglected hygiene. Washing probably won’t help much.
Better onion than garlic breath. I love onions.
put out a pot of parsley with a note on it that says eating it makes one’s penis double in size.
Or you know they choose not to wear carcinogenic deodorant. Which is the only kind that gets rid of underarm funk. Or they have a digestive disorder.
I don’t wear Export A antiperspirant.
Export A green? I remember buying them for $0.69/pkg! And you could always count on a good hit of nicotine from them too!
Don’t smoke!
The point is this op. Get your own computer. It’s 2013 for crying out loud. A samsung chromebook costs 200 bucks new and backs all your shit up AS YOU WRITE.
You want to use proletariat services? You share them with all kinds. Life is hot, crowded, smelly, loud and obnoxious when you live it in public. Fuck the computer lab. Do yourself a favour.