To all you skull-faced hoodie wearing motherfuckers. It’s not cold out certain days, so what the fuck are you hiding from? —Man At Arms

This article appears in Jan 6-12, 2011.

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  3. Fashion police are at it again I see. OP, who even cares how someone chooses to wear their clothing? Hood up, hood down? Why does it even matter?

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  5. The sweater is called a hoodie is it not ? The hood should be a part of the sweater but only used if its really cold, Does it say that somewhere on the tag when you buy it ? This bitch confuses me …

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  6. Oceanchick,
    It twas me that saw this dude. It wasn’t the matter that the hoodie was up or down. This Skull face hoodie actually zipped up through the middle covering his entire face. Don’t you find that rather suspicious?
    Kirbul,
    As mentioned above it was the type of hoodie.

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  9. think about what you just said o.p., seems to rob a person, you have to be eqipped with one of those nice little brother jobs. at any time of the year.

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  11. Where do I get one of those skeleton hoodies? Skeletons are cool, but I probably won’t be wearing the face covering unless absolutely called for. Oh, and I don’t find it more suspicious than a Muslim covering their face. Equal rights for all.

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  12. Although I don’t own a hoodie, they’re cozy and good for hiding bad hair days. Maybe it’s a sort-of disguise but no more so than beards are. Some people feel more comfortable partially concealed and I don’t think its necessary to be ‘hiding something’ in order to feel that way. It’s also yet another goofy trend, like wearing the super saggy pants…and I have seen plenty of non ‘gangster’ types following these unflattering trends. Anyway, if this message seems a bit choppy its because my cursor has dissapeared so i can’t go back to edit.

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  13. man, I read that as ‘super shaggy pants’ and started to daydream of 70’s hippies with the decked out vans and scooby snacks.

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  17. Why Man-At-Arms anyway? I would have definitely picked someone else from He-Man’s fellow Masters Of The Universe… even He-Man himself! Although I was always partial to Stratos.. he was like the surfer dude of Eternia, with his cool shades and winged arms. Yeah, I would definitely be Stratos. Man-At-Arms’ helmet looked like the head of a penis and the green body suit certainly didn’t do anything for him. Although he was pretty bad ass in the sense that he fucked a sorceress…..

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  22. I thought the B-52’s nickname was “Flying Fortress” (though I suppose they basically mean the same thing)?

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  23. brendon… what could you possibly like better about that stratos?
    other that the fact that it can turn…

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  26. I don’t think that last F was for ‘fellow’…
    except maybe on the news and daytime television.

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