Get over yourself and stop being such a bitch. Everyone, even your mother, knows you are a phony two-faced bitch. Jealousy will get you nowhere. —Signed, I feel better now

This article appears in Aug 19-25, 2010.

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  2. That’s what you get when a mother tries to abort her baby with a toilet plunger.

    All hideous kidding aside, keep your distance from ‘the bitch’ – they feed on drama and outrage – carry a cattle prod and when she opens her mouth, stick your fingers in your ears and sing like Lady Gaga with a steak knife thru her shoulder.

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  5. i just bet you do feel better o.p., but you still have a bitch for a sis n law. so you gained zip.

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  6. So is she jealous of you as a person, or because you bagged her brother and he’s not into incest?

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  7. If she aint good enough fer her own family, she sure as shit aint good enuff fer nobody elses.

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  8. “…sing like Lady Gaga with a steak knife thru her shoulder”

    If only.
    I certainly can’t wait for her memorial album’s release….
    I won’t buy it but, that day, I’ll definitely be celebrating.

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  9. The only ground-breaking fashion I want to see on her is the spike in her arm and the tag on her toe. They’ll have to bury her in a Level 4 hazmat suit and lead lined coffin to prevent chemical leaching and subsequent contamination of the water table.

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  10. i’m fairly sure gagag is not human…like in the movie “they live”, we just need to wear the correct glasses

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  11. The best film work Rowdy Roddy ever did. His extended fistfight with Keith David was pugilicious.

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