Hey butthole! You stole my fiancé’s Sirius radio out of his car. He drives here 5 hours to see me whenever he can, and now he’ll have to drive 5 hours without music because of your greedy sticky fingers.
Ps. You’re an even bigger idiot because:
#1. You ripped the cable instead of unplugging it. You need that cable for the radio to even work.
#2. He had 2 GPS systems in his car that you missed.
#3. You also missed the very expensive Oackley sunglasses.
Needless to say, all of that is now in safe keeping. Which means it’s not in the car. I guess it was his fault for leaving it there in the first place… But you’re a giant turd for thinking you could just have it. Losers. —Siriusly Pissed
This article appears in Aug 21-27, 2014.
He needs to invest in a more effective security system
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Thieves suck the sweat off a dead mans balls.
check kijiji later, it will eventually turn up there, like stolen backpacks.
Call sirius; report it stolen. good luck reactivating it
So, if he has a car with a sirius radio, two GPS devices and Oakley sunglasses then he should have no troubles buying another radio, let alone a car security system. But then, money can’t buy him the intelligence he needs to protect his assets. Given that, do you really want to go out with him?
Well, you could have told your boyfriend you live in a crackhead neighbourhood. He sounds pretty dumb if he leaves GPS devices and nice sunglasses in his car though.
Oackleys? I’ll stick to my Roy Banz.